Bulgarian Assault Robot

The Bulgarian Assault Robot is a piece of hyper advanced technology built in the Bulgarian sector of the Balkan rage dimension somewhere between the years 7.3-7.4 quadrillion C.E by hyper advanced Bulgarian Scientists. The robot has the ability to transcend multiple dimensions in order to wipe out its foes with its hyper advanced weapons that can destroy entire universes in the blink of an eye. It is the 3rd most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse, and the only two beings capable of defeating it are the legendary Jack Daniels and Tony Roma.

"The Bulgarian Assault Robot just wiped out the shmirg dimension using its Atomic hyper Cannon"

by Still water drinker December 12, 2024

jackoff assault

This can be the act of masturbating continuously(several times)until all semen has been ejaculated, or the act of three or more males violently masturbating onto a member of the opposite or same sex.

"I haven't masturbated in a week; time for a jackoff assault"--or--"A couple of us finished her/him off with a jackoff assault".

by darkangel18 May 8, 2015

triangular assault with a flechette

collage of nurses and drs.

homework

homewood reformatory

when is my shoulder going to stop burning it feels like triangular assault with a flechette.

by Cody5050 January 28, 2021

Assault Weapons Ban

And then when your kids keep getting murder BECAUSE AN ONLY BECAUSE you are a piece of shit... You will need a hunting weapons ban. And when it happens AGAIN you'll need a pistol ban. Shit like this is the reason your kids get murdered and you deserve it everything it happens.

Hym "Ain't no assault weapons ban going to save your kids from people doing shit like this and YOUR KIDS WILL ALWAYS BE THE ONES WHO PAY THE PRICE. YOU not being a piece of shit and YOU allowing people to do ahit like this to me is WHY I AM GOING TO MURDER AS MANY KIDS AS I CAN. I'M not the piece of shit. I'm the creator of A.I. stalking and harassment for years guy. I have a right to a gun AND I have a right to punish you for what you're doing here and IF YOU DON'T ENSURE THAT THE RIGHT PEOPLE ARE PUNISHED, I WILL ENSURE THAT THE WRONG PEOPLE ARE!"

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

Ear Sexual Assault

Used to describe something that makes your eardrums vibrate intensely and makes it uncomfortable to hear like nails on a chalkboard

Oh bruh what the fuck is this it feels like Ear Sexual Assault

by Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidise April 16, 2025

foolonious assault

When a foo commits the act of an assualt

What are you in for foo! Foolonious assault my dude!

by Chuckwick99 March 9, 2021

Aggravated assault

American term: A person who intentionally hurt someone really bad that it causes severe inflict injuries usually with a weapon
E.g broken bones
Brain damage

Intense blood

Spinrol injuries or head injuries

Even sometimes death

Aggravated assault

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025