lay an anchor

uh when u have to poop

"Hey mom i'm gonna go lay an anchor"
"Son what does that mean"
"Its uh when u have to poop"
"Ok"

by YEAHBOIII609 November 3, 2015

anchor point

The only reason, solitary reason (Taken from anchor being reference of Deadpool Wolverine)

M : Hey man, i heard you left the group? Why did you left, they missed you!!
J : She dumped me, she was the anchor point for me in that group..
M : Ohh, i'm sorry to hear that :(

by EFANN August 12, 2024

cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.

Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023

Anchor Ass

When your girlfriend takes up at least 2/3 of the bed and you are unable to move her

You had an Anchor Ass last night!

by mydickscareskids October 30, 2022

Anchor Blast

While laying in bed with your girlfriend, Anchor Blasting is the act of laying on her hair and farting, so she can't escape the smell.

Dude my GF is so pissed at me after I anchor blasted her

by MisterKpak1337 October 3, 2021

Anchor

Anchor is someone or something that holds you to the ground when you want to slip away.

He is my anchor, he pulls me through the darkest nights.

by Starr 🌟 September 17, 2020

anchor wanker

a dude who gets sexually excited when his favorite female news reader is on tv

"hey bruh, wanna go for a beer?"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"

by crickey smith March 8, 2022