Anchors law

Much like Garf’s Law And Bidoof’s Law Anchors Law is one of the canon laws on the app ifunny. The law itself has it’s Origin point from the iFunny user “anchorthesun”. It simply state’s “Women in male dominated sports are guaranteed to be whores, this is an undeniable constant”

And example of this is the law is Renee Gracie, an ex-V8 supercar racer, now turned Onlyfans girl. Anchors law in a nutshell.

by Monkfield June 7, 2020

Anchor

Anchor is someone or something that holds you to the ground when you want to slip away.

He is my anchor, he pulls me through the darkest nights.

by Starr 🌟 September 17, 2020

anchor party

When a newsman uses his position to have sex with a young ambitious journalist

"Bill O'Reilly throws one hell of an anchor party" - Meagan Kelley

by Robbi T October 26, 2017

dropping anchor

A deep and extremely intense sexual intercourse.

"Damn! I wasn't just tappin that! I was dropping anchor!" - Charles "Levi" Levi (TKK)

by katiehh September 4, 2016

Anchoring down

During sexual intercourse, you tie something heavy to the partners legs and hands restraining them from any movement, and ejaculating into their face as if drowning.

Last night, I was anchoring down my girlfriend until she could not breathe.

by Rodger Evans January 28, 2017

Anchor Blast

While laying in bed with your girlfriend, Anchor Blasting is the act of laying on her hair and farting, so she can't escape the smell.

Dude my GF is so pissed at me after I anchor blasted her

by MisterKpak1337 October 3, 2021

Anchor Bay North

Kids who say they wanna fight but ain’t like that.

Fastest kid in Michigan goes there.

Nice teachers and good coaches.

Anchor Bay North Has a kid that has burners and his Braydon Kloeb and all the rest need to get on his level.

by NotBraydonKloeb October 13, 2021