anal excavation

When renting a bulldozer becomes necessary to clean out the asshole before anal sex is performed

Jim got all horned up on mic ultras this weekend and wanted to perform anal sex on his girlfriend. Being prepared, Jim had to call in Tom's anal excavation service to clear the path through the woods in order for Jim to go pound his big block Chevy in the mud hole

by crystallakewasted September 24, 2015

anal dictionary

a reference manual to all things anal.

i had to refer to the anal dictionary to pull off a proper rusty trombone.

by 40oz.killa January 4, 2008

Anal tank

The act of tanking anal is when you penetrate the anal hole in an excessively hard way,

Bro I just got anal tanked...😩🍆

by Analtank69420 October 3, 2018

anal flank

To flank someone (generally in war games) to get behind them, kill them, then proceed to rape them. Usually in some sort of "crouch-stand" maneuver. (Tea bagging)

Soldier 1: Dude, we got to anal flank these guys, we're getting owned!

Soldier 2: Alright, I'll distract them, you do it.

by Hiru March 15, 2008

anal cherry

The virginity of a hiney. If your hiney gets fucked, you lose your anal cherry.

When Jack felt how loose Mindy's hiney was, he knew her anal cherry had been plundered away long ago.

by Katey McShea July 30, 2007

Anal report

A loud fart that can be heard by a room full of people

My oral report on vegetarians was rudely interrupted by johnny's anal report on what he ate for lunch.

by Cap'n Billy July 6, 2009

anal ninja

A man, either straight or gay, who stealthily jams his member into an unsuspecting victims anus.

"Wow, Dave just rammed it in! He truly is an anal ninja"

by Johnnyh June 29, 2006