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Ian

He is a short athletic kid only wears champion and sports clothes stupid funny cute 🥰 but short most girls like him but can’t see him 🤏🏿 Overall he’s a cutie and a keeper but super short you have to use a microscope to see him
Ian is a cutie but short, I can’t see him 😿.
by Andres Michael and Ben March 2, 2020
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Ian: a stupid fat f*ck who likes to suck on his own tits. He also likes to say stupid shit like "Einstein was the only genius to ever exist'' and he will look at a car from Indiana and say "Look that car is from India." He is also a scooter riding pot head who likes to prey on young children. He will be nice occasionally but its usually for personal gain. He is also usually a grade a necrophiliac who likes to fuck dead corpses. these are a some of the defining qualities .
Kid: hey is that Ian
kid 2: yeah dude he's a fat fuck who likes to fuck dead corpses
Kid: that's pretty fucked up
kid 2: yeah no shit.
by bitpeen69 February 18, 2020
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A bitch who is fake and leaves his friends
Bitch Ian
by Ezg Lar January 12, 2020
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Ian’s a bitch
by Bitchnuggets69420 October 16, 2019
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That man was a true ian
by Whitesox47 January 18, 2018
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A tall black man. He will beat you up if you are fat.
Ian stop calling me obese.
by Obesekid April 6, 2022
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A gay kid who flashes is pp and is gay and will piss you off every day and has anger management problems
Hey is that Ian

Yeah
Oh he looks very gay
by Wpekekndnfjfkemandnfnfn April 24, 2019
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