alternative facts

A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.

You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!

by q359 July 25, 2023

Alternate History

A way for people to cope with the fact that their country is a shithole

"I love reading alternate history."

by eleanormarx November 26, 2022

Alternating Caps

The ultimately way to disprove a common myth.

"You can't convey sarcasm through text."

Alternating Caps: "Hold my beer"

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 24, 2024

Alternative energy utopia

The highest evolutionary form of the regressive. greern new deal

The green new deal. If not reversed, will inevitably lead to an alternative energy utopia

by Sexydimma July 15, 2022

Alternate

Some black hole colored man that is 10'4 and likes to do ASMR is your ear.

We need to stay inside to not alert the Alternates.

by MaybeAnonymous May 6, 2022

alternative fart

When you manage to successfully blame some other person for your flatulence.

I like going to crowded bars where it's easy to release alternative farts.

by Mike Honcho FS July 17, 2017

Alternative

New type of lifestyle

Fortunes very alternative

by Hewishrjaihreb November 8, 2023