Alabama License Plate

A reference to the cheesy tattoos hillbilly chicks get just above their ass.

See also Universal Whore Tattoo, Tramp Stamp, Whore Tattoo, Ass Antlers, Slut Stamp,

(To friend in bar); "See that chick over there? The one with Alabama License Plate on her back. Yea, that one. I banged the shit out of her last weekend, but she is such a ho-bag I had to double park my dick on her ass just to get some."
(Friend); "That is some repugnant fucked-up shit. Stop talking and buy me another beer you twisted piss-freak."

by S-D May 18, 2007

Alabama Hammer

The act of grabbing your huge cock by the base, and smacking it repeatedly off the forehead of another!

"Did you see the nasty bruise on Garrett's forehead?" "Yeah, someone told me that Carl gave him the Alabama Hammer!"

by Fuckin' McGuckin February 13, 2009

Alabama Rule

an ever-changing rule that has any purpose that is required for the current situation, you are required to say "Alabama Rule" immediately before of after stating your position on an argument. Alabama Rule is primarily used in sports and recreation.

Your safe, Alabama Rule.
Alabama Rule, The ball was out.
We win, Alabama Rule.
Alabama Rule, one point for us.

by AlabamaRule May 19, 2011

Alabama Purebred

1. The resulting child of an incestuous sexual relationship between two immediate relatives.

2. Any fan of Alabama football (see also: first definition)

Jimbo wanted to go to the hospital to see his sister give birth to their first Alabama purebred child, but the Alabama game was on.

by ErikR88 November 11, 2013

Alabama Tourrettes Pouch

When the gal in your life (or partner of another known or unknown gender) gives you a blowie while she/he/it has the hiccups.

When Mike realized that Krissy had a mean case of hiccups while driving through Tuscaloosa, he threw her head in his lap and she performed what is now known as the "Alabama Tourrettes Pouch". Afterward, Mike was quoted saying "She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose with that talent".

by DiscoDanny May 28, 2015

Alabama hammock

A form of sexual intercourse on a webbed hammock where in the throes of passion one gets their testicles caught in the webbing and still concludes the tryst in the biblical sense.

The most embarrassing sexual tryst I've ever had was on a hammock and my nuts were caught in the webbing. The Alabama hammock was the worst sexual experience I've ever had.

by Iceman18 August 11, 2019

allah'u ackbar

Allahu ackbar (God is great) is a Islamic term used when in religious practice or terrorism. "All•a•hu ack•bar". This term is used in the Middle East, and joked about in America ("vine" especially)

Allah'u Ackbar! ALLAHUUUUUU ACKBARRRRRRR!!!!!!! "BOOM"

by Big Bonner Billy December 21, 2015