Abercrombie

Chain of stores all over that practically everybody who's ever been outside knowns about. Pretty much advertise their clothes. Screaming "Abercrombie" on every shirt, jacket, pants, shorts and bag they've ever sold. And if it doesn't say Abercrombie, then it always prints the deer logo on the outfit. Always overpriced for nothing. If you're ever feeling slutty, just come on over to Abercrombie. They have shorts so short, makes you feel like you're just wearing lingerie. And somehow, they manage to fool all the thirteen year old girls who by their clothes from the store that probably sells 50 of the same shirt in one single store.

Brittany: OMG hi Haley! Lets go to the mall..DADDY! DRIVE US TO THE MALL AND BUY ME SOMETHING..
At the mall..
Brittany: Ok. Lets go to Abercrombie..
Haley: Totally
Brittany: Wow...love what they did to the place! I'm gonna buy this whole rack..
Clerk dude: Miss that will be 589 dollars. Thank you.
Brittany: Put it on my daddy...
Britanny's dad: You sure you want to get these? It's only three pairs of jeans, two jackets, and four shirts..pretty expensive huh?
Brittany: Oh no daddy..its top quality handmade clothes made into perfection. It is flawless and a dream come true.

Brittany is quite deluded.

by inSANE sh[a]w[n] May 8, 2008

abercrombie

a store. jist like every other fucking store on the planet. who gives a shit wut everyone says if u like it shop there. it jist so happens that a lot of people that shop there have huge ass heads and are very bitchy thats all. but thats not everyone dam people have got to chill and stop hatin.

dude: i went and bought some clothes today at abercrombie
other dude: cool

by joe123456789 April 25, 2006

abercrombie

a preppy store that degrates women with shirts that say "who needs brains when you've got these!" written over the chest. they also sell thongs to small children in order for them to become teenage sluts as early in their lives as humanly possible. Porno is also used to lure it's customers to buy their catalogs. Congrats on ruining america's youth!

10 year old girl: Omg, so at school i totally bent over right in front of Chad so he could see my new thongs from Abercrombie and he totally purposely rubbed against my butt when he walked past!!!
Other 10 year old girl: Omg no way! I totally wish i could fit in their thongs! To bad they only go out to size M.

by Reedah August 29, 2006

Abercrombie and Fitch

Store that became infamous because they won't hire minorities and for creating a t-shirt that set back the Asian American movenment 100 years.

Person 1: Hey have you seen that A&F Two Wongs make it white shirt?
Person 2: Yeah, that's some racist ass shit. What's next, a guy with a queue pulling a rickshaw?
Person 1: (sarcastically) Haha, racism and ignorance is hilarious.

by noise June 16, 2005

Abercrombie & Fitch

Bad clothing store which used to be off the charts back in the day. They actually used to make things in the US and sell cool camping equipment and high quality clothes and guns too. Now, it's crap clothing produced by unfair outsourcing and used as a tool of teens who think they're preppy and hot to lord it over on their peers. Brooks Brothers dressers are actually TRUE preps and Brooks is still made in America, partially, unlike A & F. (And no the Marianas don't count!) Ezra and David roll over in their graves every time someone walks into Abercrombie and gets blown out by the overpowering music and otherwise un-oldfashionedness. Also, they have bad customer service, and the clothes aren't cut for big girls on purpose, and they rip. They are CRAP!

John bought a button-down oxford shirt from Abercrombie & Fitch in 1981. It still looks good today. He bought a similar shirt in 2008 and it was in shreds by 2009, so not even Goodwill would accept it.

by GoldenFleece39 April 10, 2009

abercrombie

abercrombie is a store where teens can buy the latest trends. apparently, if everyone hates abercrombie so much, then people who shop there have a sense of style and individuality. oh, and fyi: maybe girls already have boobs, duh. what kind of idiots are you? i shop there, and i've never been called a slut in my life. i'm just saying.

hey, i love your outfit, where did you get it? ABERCROMBIE

by marmar October 9, 2005

abercrombie and fitch

A store of bad quality trashy clothes that do not flatter anyone. Sure they look good on the manican, but in real life? they look awful. These clothes are awful quality. They rip easily and do not last long. Also, A&F is very expensive. Furthermore, the clothes ar very trashy and ugly. My advice is to go to jcrew or madewell. Slightly more expensive, these stores have better quality better looking clothes. They last much much longer and you look MUCH less trashy in the.

Girl: "I am going to the mall later!"
Girl #2: "are you going to abercrombie and fitch?"
girl 1: god no! I am going to jcrew!

by Bob Millermanmannn March 12, 2009