Mel Tuckered

When you have gone through horrific trauma, and a strong, wealthy, successful black man befriends you, tells you how proud he is of you, and wins over your trust, right before he interrupts you on a phone conversation to let you know he has been masturbating and is about to ejaculate. This is followed by the sound of a baby gorilla screaming in the phone for 5-10 seconds.

So this nice guy that I had been talking to for a few weeks seemed like a real sweetheart, but they he "Mel Tuckered" me and jacked off in the middle of me telling him about my favorite childhood memory.

by Beebs76 October 2, 2023

a dusty tucker

When you push your dick back against your taint and it gets stuck so you end up sharting on it

Dude I wedged my dick and balls between my legs last night but I couldn’t get them out so I gave myself a dusty tucker on accident

by Ephwan January 11, 2021

tucker trolling

to troll or epic prank a specific man named tucker

"guess what, tucker?"
"what?"
"chicken butt! YOOO im totally pranking tucker right now. (Doing a bit of tucker trolling)"

by mzzjads December 14, 2021

Eric tucker

Eric is most talented Handsome Boy you will meet and he has the biggest dick and he get all the girls

Eric Tucker

Best person in the world with a big dick

by Jhnkbhjnfh July 9, 2018

cock tucker

Bar slang for a girly drink ordered by a gentleman of questionable sexual orientation.

Look at Carl with that pink drink and swizzle stick. Wonder if the seats up or down in the crapper after drinking those cock tuckers ?

by oneredeye April 18, 2020

tucker pillsbury

A singer who goes by ROLE MODEL. His real name is Tucker Pillsbury. He writes really relatable lyrics and makes great songs. Some songs by him are “Blind” and “Hello”.

ROLE MODEL‘s real name is Tucker Pillsbury.

by imeanidontknow April 20, 2021

Jackson Tucker

Works for the funny youtube men from SuperMega with his brother Harrison Tucker

IS THAT JACKSON TUCKER FROM SUPERMEGA!

by BruhMobile July 14, 2020