A slice on the mat is a Second War British term. It signifies the eager anticipation of a serviceman returning home on leave; as his woman opens the door they can't even wait to get to the bedroom, and have sex there and then, on the mat, just inside the door. It is still used.
I hadn't seen her for three months, and when I turned up she immediately gave me a slice on the mat. She did remember to close the door, though. . .
by benbisley July 22, 2010
Get the slice on the matmug. by SWT Cracker April 7, 2019
Get the schnitzel slicemug. by jamgasm May 24, 2008
Get the slice the blockmug. willy slice : wanna slice of my willy
duck and pig : ahhhhhh no
pig : STFU ill ram your Trumpet up your nostril
duck and pig : ahhhhhh no
pig : STFU ill ram your Trumpet up your nostril
by red riding whore September 3, 2012
Get the willy slicemug. When Eating a Pizza and it is incorrectly sliced so that one slice is Extremely large in compare to the others
*Opens Pizza box and takes slice*
Derek: you asshole you took the Bitch Slice!
David: Gargle my balls cunt!
Derek: you asshole you took the Bitch Slice!
David: Gargle my balls cunt!
by DerekTheDestroyer......Kinda:/ April 17, 2010
Get the Bitch Slicemug. by littleboidave178 March 6, 2019
Get the home slicemug. by ladyJ52 May 20, 2010
Get the cake slicemug.