Nigelism

A disease that cause a person craving on poop. Anyone under 13 years old could get this disease if they drink strong coffee.

This kid got nigelism because he ate a bag of Italian coffee, now he never wash his butt when pooping because he eats the poop coming from him.

by ChloeVV October 6, 2021

Nigel

Not chad but bad

Nigel = virgin

by Soft N Flaccid April 16, 2020

Nigel

Nigel is a cool, young urban explorer. He loves to explore tunnels and abandoned houses.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that explorer who explored the tunnels?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean Nigel? Yeah he's a cool guy.

by The Hunters Elite Force January 28, 2024

unemployed nigel

When you are imaginary dating fat syrian Luffi, and she hasn't given you either a E blowjob or a E handjob...you haven't gotten any "job" yet

unemployed nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 21, 2025

Nigel

A way for a lesbian (or a any woman who doesn't want to be around men for any reasons) to refer to her straight female friends' boyfriends who they drag around everywhere.

Stefanie, if you'll invite your nigel next time we go for a walk - I will throw him off a bridge.

by a_sister May 31, 2023

a nigel BD party

Nigel's wheelchair covered in balloons

a nigel BD party

by mrs tosser October 16, 2025

Nigelism

A ideology for all nigels and their followers must be taken seriously otherwise Nigel will disapprove

Do you study Nigelism

by KingKole August 1, 2022