AZ FACT

A "fact" made by someone from Arizona. The maker of the fact as well as any other zonies within earshot cannot be dissuaded from their belief no matter how much proof to the contrary is provided. The person delivering the so called "fact" is usually a standard issue "bro" or "chick" with a generic name like "Christopher" or "Jessica". Often made when discussing sports, fringe politics, or, strangely, Canadians. 93% of the time the word "dude" precedes an AZ FACT. When a Zonie declares and AZ FACT all other Zinoes within earshot chime in and agree regardless of their knowledge of said fact.

Zonie 1: "DUDE, did you know that no Canadians are over like 6 feet? Yea it's the weather. It never gets above 65 degrees cuz it's so far up that way (points to what he things is north)"
Zonie 2: "FACT!"
Non-Zonie: "Fuck off that's just an AZ FACT! It's not real"

by Quasi-Legitimate Canadian January 14, 2022

spun facts

The act of bending or twisting facts.

To try and use a different fact to cover falsehood where no actual fact exists.

The official story spun facts instead of addressing the issue.

by CrunchyDingo January 23, 2017

Proven Fact

It is hereby documented, for the world to see, as a proven fact, that Chad does love Samantha most.

Chad loving Samantha most is literally the most well documented, thoroughly proven fact in human history, nobody could doubt it.

by Definitely not chad October 24, 2023

T-Fact

A T-Fact is a stat or scenario that is horribly over exaggerated. It may potentially just be completely false.

Bro did you hear that story he told?
Yeah, it’s a major T-Fact tho. No WAY that actually happened.

by E-Turrrrr March 19, 2021

Jujutsu Facts

Notorious for simping on Trashku, Pico. Caught lackin in 8k while fapping to Todou's nudes

"explain your causes for radiating simp energy"

Jujutsu Facts : my pp too soft

by Goatachi March 7, 2021

Ashton Fact

An Ashton fact is a fact where you aren't quite sure of it's truth. It could be true... but is it ?

"He told me that in the future, only 1% of English will be how it is today!" "Hmm, idk dude, sounds a bit like an ashton fact to me."

by apersonwholikeswords June 5, 2018

jew fact

Jews have been through so much that because of that they have no reason to lie. So a jew fact is something that is true beyond any disbelief.

Sue: "Are polar bears extinct?"
Jose: "No."
Sue: "Are you sure?"
Jose: "Yes, polar bears are still alive."
Sue: "Is that a jew fact?"
Jose:"Yes."

by iamcrazyful August 27, 2017