Jack Campbell

Star goaltender for the Toronto Maple Leafs and former goaltender for the Dallas Stars and the Los Angeles Kings. He holds the nhl record for most consecutive wins to start the season. He is also known for being a really kind person and is universally loved by all Leafs fans and Leafs players.

Person 1: Can you believe Jack Campbell only cost the Leafs Trevor Moore and two third round picks.

Person 2: He was an absolute steal. Soupy for Vezina.

by SouthAlbatross8 December 08, 2021

Lemon Campbell

Someone who is not cool at all and is so gah and looks like a lemon.

Wow! No one likes Lemon Campbell! He is quite gay!

by Mcfoebapcap March 07, 2020

kate campbell

a perfect pole dancer name

What’s ur stage name?

mines Kate campbell

by Milobenjordan14327 February 03, 2024

kate campbell

a perfect pole dancer name

What’s ur stage name?

mines Kate campbell

by Milobenjordan14327 February 03, 2024

Ryan Campbell

A fat cunt who needs to stop eating

Have you seen Ryan Campbell He is one fat cunt

by Keemstar April 06, 2020

Imogen Campbell

The best person you will ever meet

Imogen Campbell: To go to the mall with or to hang out with in general

by July 28, 2024

Campbell's Paradox

Campbell's paradox states that the word "dad" is both at the peak of kinky and devoid of kinky connotation simultaneously. Philosophers and ethicists typically use the common term "daddy" as an anchor, since "daddy" is known to have non-zero and non-absolute kinky connotation. Thus, the scale of kinkiness goes dad < daddy < dad.

"On a scale from dad to dad, how bad was that girl you were with last night?"
"Excuse me?"
"Campbell's Paradox, look it up"

by kingbika October 10, 2018