brendan hagan

He goes to holy cross and he gets zero bitches.

Hey Tyee uk that faggot down there, I think his name is Brendan Hagan.

by Allah I akbar February 10, 2018

The Brendan Malone Special

A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.

I just gave him The Brendan Malone Special… his prolapse was as big as a football!

by NickGurPeeNis January 20, 2022

Brendan

A sonic fan who been sending dick pics so long that he started in 5th grade and is tall I guess...

Girl 1: Omg Brendan is so cute!
Girl 2: Bitch you need a good guy and you shouldn’t date my ex
Girl 1: PSH I didn’t want to date him!! I just think he is cute cause his tall!
Girl 2: Sure...

by Brendan’s_Ex July 2, 2018

Brendan

a fucking narc

“Fuck Brendan he’s a terrible person”

by Tagzyy May 24, 2023

Brendan

Deformed Teletubby

Brendan is a Deformed Teletubby

by GormandEgg March 29, 2022

brendan and alyssa

The two people everyone wants to be. The highschool couple everyone falls in love with. The perfect match. Soul mates. the girl, though beautiful and amazing in every way. Still looks up to the man. Athletic, intelligent, hilarious and an amazing boyfriend. These are the lovebirds everyone wants to know.

Brendan and alyssa are a cute couple

by Definition name November 20, 2017

Brendan

A very fat person with a discolored neck. Skips school to play fortnite and doesn’t achieve at school. Talks trash online but gets slapped in real life. He doesn't stop talking but when he does its because he’s eating

“Eww Look at that fat kid”

“Yeah His name is Brendan”

by Anonymous 514 May 18, 2019