Zeldaron Seraph

Zeldaron seraph commonly known as the man who has never spread lies to cause internal beef and blame it on the current fag who hasn’t changed his name yet so he will be named MeekSauce or Americans future “Navy Seal”. After having a gay affair with Eldest duke (The couple is also known as Zeldest Duke) Zeldaron has remained single sing but doesn’t mean that Eldest duke have stopped dating. Eldest duke has a “girlfriend” that is best believed to be a man but is a so called women. On the realms of Xbox she is formally known as a tranny but on instagram she is referred to as “dukes_girl”. Zeldaron is also famous for showing his racial pride. As he has tried joining the Klan several times but not being able to prove his Dominece by executing the “Klan Plan” he has stopped trying to join as now he just sits down and drinks Baha blast as he plays Xbox with his lard friend Belta, his Mexican associate (illegal worker who cleans up his lawn) Tortilla Horse, and the real number one news source Meek Toss.

(Zeldarons Daughter) “Hey dad I just found out I’m pregnant”!
Zeldaron seraph “With who your not dating anyone”?
(Zeldarons daughter) “My friend Jamal”
Zeldaron Seraph “Abort that w I ggerr or I’ll shoot that thing out of you if I get the chance”.

by Meek sauce September 25, 2018

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Zelda: Phantom Hourglass

A top down 3D zelda game for the Nintendo DS with a dumb temple called Temple of the ocean king where after every other temple you clear you go back to the temple of the ocean king did i mention you use the DS touch screen to play so gay. its only saving grace is the fact that it is a direct sequel to the Wind Waker, and there a patch version to unlock the dpad.

man that ocean king from Zelda: Phantom Hourglass sure is gay

by Dangboi444 October 16, 2018

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