Woody hoody

Using a leaf in place of a condom.

My girlfriend asked me if I had protection, so I grabbed the nearest woody hoody I could reach off of the tree.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

Woody

An average guy that is attractive and rails all his frenimies women because they can't resist. And he senses the so called friends are fake as fuck.

Mike sure gave Jack a hard time last week at work jim... its all good Jack's a woody he'll laugh it off with Mike's woman nadia when he leaves town again, she can't help herself around jack .

by Taker of shit 6969 February 29, 2020

Woody

A gay man who likes man genitalia hence the name wood

You are woody

by Woodys left toe July 19, 2024

Steven Woody, (the Woody)

The act of dreaming about divine sex only to wake up and find your roommate drying his wet balls on your erect penis.

I hate getting Steven Woody, (the Woody) on a weekday.

by Mmballs October 4, 2021

Woody

A guy who can break toilet sits with his own planet sized ass

Dam this toilet sit is broken

It must have been woody

by A British boi February 25, 2020

C Woody

The name of a total alpha male. Someone named C Woody automatically owns everyone that he comes in contact with and is the father of all other humans which are inferior to him. CWoody is superior to all.

CWoody is my father and I do whatever he tells me and so should others. Nobody is as strong as C Woody and owns everyone.

by Javier’s Mother September 22, 2022

G-Woodie

A tough kid who has bars and can fight.

Yo dont mess with g-woodie he dangerous

by 14A🅱️ March 27, 2019