words to look up

idk, seek pineapple or something, or just apple, but why the hell are you asking this? does this seem like google?

Guy: i have to many free time and no insperation, lets ask the website wich describes the meaning of words what words i should look up *seeks: words to look up*

by ihavenotimeforyourshit October 17, 2017

Woods Theory

The scientific theory that at some point in every single girls life they will have had a cock in their mouth. Developed by one of the great philosophers of our time: G Woods.

*Watching cheerleaders at a football game*

John: "Hey Chris, you see all of those cheerleaders? Every single one of them has fallen victim to the Woods Theory."

Chris: "Man I love science."

by G Woods November 7, 2019

Words don't win a horse race

This is an old New England saying, specifically originating during the heyday of Rockingham Park Racetrack in Salem, New Hampshire. You might say this when someone is all talk and no action or saying something they can't back up.

Asenath: I can cross-stitch so much better than you!
Ivory (who is a sought-after bride because of her cross-stitch skills): Words don't win a horse race.

by Herodotus Greenleaf October 12, 2020

Woodsend

Small town in urmston where everyone thinks there on something special when really there just sniffing cocaine on lythm park. All the little chavy 13 year old neeks sit in a park on a beach inhaling cancer into there lungs and rolling wrizlers with “bacceh” inside of it with no filter. Barely any of the small population are black and paki kids there mostly just little white scroats running round tiny little shitty woodsend skatepark thinking there some sort of ‘hood’ gang. Fuck woodsend. And fuck all the 12 year olds getting butt at a bus stop there.

“Yo come woodsend and get bud and then get the ladies high and they will suck us off”

by Fuck nittys January 12, 2021

Deep Woods Club

A club that you join when you have sex in the deep woods.

1.) Joe and Sally joined the deep woods club on Saturday after a long hike through the woods.
2.) I went on a hike with Sally on Saturday. When nobody was around, we decided to join the deep woods club.
3.) I am a proud member of the Deep Woods Club.

by CupcakeBabes June 13, 2013

pillow words

sexually provocative words uttered by one or both sex partners in bed before engaging in sexual intercourse. Such words are uttered as a sex stimulant.

They always utter pillow words before having sex.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 June 22, 2014

iwishabitch woods

A symbolic "place". When someone says they live here, it usually means they "dare" someone to mess with them.

This refers to " I wish a bitch would ".

"I live in the iwishabitch woods. Don't fuck with me. "-Lex.

by Buffalo 39 June 28, 2016