Wizard High

When you get so high you start seeing boats in the smoke, just like Gandalf

Bro I got fucking wizard high last night

by Ty Lopez May 20, 2022

Wizard-bitchin'

When something awesome happens and awesome won't quite cover it.

John Partyplaza: Oh man, was at this all-lesbian jello-wrestling party last night, and all these chicks kept trying to get me to "save" them...and then after all the sex and jello i found a penny...it was wizard-bitchin'!

Peter Notquiteascool: Well i made myself some soup..it was kinda tasty but not great...

by Shazambo November 8, 2009

wizard's beard

The creamy discharge left behind in a guys pubic hair after sex with a female.

After I pulled out, I looked down at my crotch and saw she had given me a Wizard's beard.

Time to shave your balls babe, cause I just gave you a crazy wizard's beard!

by sweetrac August 11, 2011

Wizard's Revenge

Only achievable by the over 65's. Where an old lady takes her floppy, wrinkled breast, wraps it around a penis once (or twice), places her hand over the top and pumps until orgasm. So named for frisky old folks who don't posses and are jealous of the Wizards Sleeve. If gay, the term is the same but applies to an old man's scrotum

Man, Doris/Mervin gave me the best wizard's revenge last night

by Spalex August 17, 2012

wizard turd

renaissance festival after hour workers. often enjoy dungeon's and dragons, magic and love type o negative and other crappy bands they look grimy usually trying to look gothic and mysterious

look at the wizard turds playing dungeons and dragons in their mom's basement

by the necromancer June 21, 2013

Wizard (Clash Royale)

A wizard is midladder card in the game "Clash Royale" unlocked in arena 4 and that no skill midladder noobs use once they hit above 4600k. He is used mostly to spam considering no skill noobs spend money there dads credit cards instead trying to learn skill or possibly use an alternative card.

Person 1: A overleved Wizard (Clash Royale) come on man
Player 2: Im better because i spent money

by DEFINETLY COMPLETELY NOT ADRIA March 16, 2022

wizard's council

when one receives oral pleasure (generally a male) while playing world of warcraft.

many a battle he had fought, the great wizard battle weary, so beneath his desk a wizard's council was held.

by aether_tron May 21, 2009