Lazy Windshield Wiper

When your balls are too heavy to do a full helicopter rotation with your dick, so your penis just flops over in a half circle- much like a sad, lazy windshield wiper.

Tyler tried to cheer me up, so he whipped out the lazy windshield wiper.

by Butter Razor April 22, 2019

menstrual winds

a fart or series of farts during your period often having an aroma different from your normal farts. Sometimes the smell is metallic or extra eggy.

Wow, those menstrual winds sure are potent today.

by octoberblack September 7, 2020

Mississippi Windshield Wiper

When doing a girl doggystyle you pick one leg up up then reach under and rub her clit like a windshield wiper on full power.

I tried the Mississippi Windshield Wiper out on my ol lady last night and caught a leg cramp after and we both had to rehydrate for a few hours

by Coondog000 April 29, 2021

Wolf Winds

Winds that are blowing very strong and make whistling, howling, and growling noises.

Did you hear the Wolf Winds today?
The Wolf Winds are my constant companions.

by Cyn6369 November 24, 2021

hound winding

The circling action a dog does to get comfortable before lying down.

My dog spends ten minutes hound winding before he goes to bed.

by anonymous December 11, 2021

Pulling a Harry Windsor.

A Narcissists who is notorious for blaming everyone and everything around them for their bad luck or behaviour’Even thought they caused it them self.

A Winging weak-minded and weak willed bitter man who subservient to an over baring woman. There for resents everyone outside his Bubble.
Generally a bitter simp and Bata male.

Also known as giving it a Duke of Sussex.

Pulling a Harry Windsor.

Man,
“it’s your fault everyone hates me for doing the stuff I did. If it wasn’t for you etc”.

“Ah stop it ya melt! You’re pulling a Harry Windsor again”.

Or

Its there fault I don’t get promoted, it’s not my fault I didn’t work hard enough.

Wife, shut up Harry Windsor and get back under the stairs where you belong. Speak when you are told to.

Husband, yes dear , right away dear. Sniff sniff.

by Sabre strike. January 7, 2023

ohmigosh winds

loaded messages disseminated in order to produce an emotional rather than rational response to the information presented. The desired result is a change of the cognitive narrative of the subject in the target audience. Related to "propaganda"

"I'll go with the candidate that is least blown about by the ohmigosh winds and at the same time addresses the largest concerns of America"

or...

"Knowing him as well as she did, she was was hardly affected by the ohmigosh winds circulating about his integrity"

by lekawa March 19, 2008