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whicker

A white guy who walks,talks,dresses and acts black. (similar to generic white boy)
You Are A Whicker If:
-Your white listening to lots of rap
-Your white wearing a lot of air jordans,addidas and nikes
-Your white and you use numerous slang words
-Your white and you decide to go to champs and buy some Curry's instead of DC's
-Your white and your best friend is black

-Your white and you wear a bling out watch
-Your white and you say you from a hood but haven't been in a room filled with black people in your life
-Your white and you hate sketchers
-Your white and you don't like to swim
-Your white and you can recite rhymes from rappers other than Eminem
-Your white and you chose KFC and Popeyes over Starbucks
-Your white and you laugh at racist jokes
-Your white and you don't watch Greys Anatomy

-Your white and you got a thing big boody girls
-Your white and you turn up to Fetty Wap
-Your white and you slide into thirst traps dms
-Your white and your passion is to play basketball
-Your white and you love chicken
-Your white and you see starbucks coffee spill and you don't cry
-Your white and you don't cry watching Lassie
-Your white and you know who Tupac is
-Your white and you listen to N.W.A
-Your white and a black dude gave you the n-word pass
-Your white and your favorite comedian is Eddie Murphy
"Look at Steve wearing air jordans and listening to DMX, he's such a whicker!"
by Yo.1234567890 May 22, 2016
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poon wacker

1.A male who who hurts the girl in a way that it leaves some sort of visisble mark thus branding her as his girl.(adj.)

2.The act of slapping a females crotch after sex.(verb)

3.Someone who always fucks the girl hard no matter what.(adj.)
-dude after i was done i came in her eye and now its all red and stuff.
-why do u always hurt your girl friends man?
-what can i say I'm a poon wacker
by FoBo January 29, 2006
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Whackers Cramp

A cramp located in the base of you palm that is adjacent to your thumb. It is often associated with whacking it too frequently or from hand writing.
Dude: Dude, I am suffering with chronic whackers cramp!
Person: Why?
Dude: I have been whacking my dong lots, either that or I have been writing many essay for my finals
Person: Is this whacker cramp curable?
by GirlWanker May 7, 2010
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no whackers

Meaning: no worries or not a problem
Jim: Thanks for the present
Mary: no whackers Jim
by TheladyKate November 17, 2017
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wacker plunk

The act of masturbating to internet porn while taking a shit on the toilet.
Jebidiah enjoined a long wacker plunk after a night of eating bean tacos at one of the many trashy Portland, OR strip clubs.
by JAJman69 January 23, 2010
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Nut Wacker

Same idea as "Slap Nuts" One who is not very smart and fails to use common sense.
"Jon, why did you leave the car there you Nut Wacker"
by R. Buzman April 5, 2009
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dildo wacker

Wanna wack my dildo?

Yeah, I'm the dildo wacker
by Daddy Dildo wacker March 15, 2017
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