Coronavirus weekend

A coronavirus weekend day is just like every other day of the week except you don't have to pretend to be working for part of each day.

"Have a great coronavirus weekend! You're still staying home but at least you don't have to pretend to be working for part of the day, you can binge watch Westworld with a clear conscience!"

by MJBarton May 4, 2020

Weekend Haggis

Your last resort person to hang out with. The dregs of your social life. If the alternative is staying home for the third Saturday night in a row, you call your weekend haggis.

You: I’m going for a drink with Tom tomorrow night.
Friend: I thought you didn’t like Tom?
You: yeah but he’s my weekend haggis.

by Jrefap June 26, 2021

Vampire weekend

Lesbian orgy where all participants or most participants are on their period concentrating on oral sex

My sorority sisters and I had a vampire weekend after the frat party

by Bambi barrister June 22, 2022

Welfare weekend

That weekend between pay days when you gott hit the .99 menus and sit home with 40oz's!

What are we doing this weekend? Nothing it's welfare weekend, I don't get paid until Tuesday.

by Scambreal July 1, 2014

Weekend Coffee

A coffee that you drink on the weekend. During the week, you drink coffee out of necessity. Your job is hard! Waking up sucks!

Then, the weekend comes. You drink a coffee because it's delicious and gets your brain going just in time to read a book, play some hacky sack, or do absolutely nothing all damn day long.

"If it's Sunday, you know it's weekend coffee."

by Motorcycle Todd June 19, 2013

Hobo weekend

When you plan to have a party with other people but it gets cancelled so you go to underground parties all night without a place to sleep.

Person one: how was your weekend?
Person two: ugh I had the worst hobo weekend ever
Person one: did you find a place to sleep?
Person two: no I just find more parties and more vodka, I was squatting down when drinking

by Farbror lucas September 25, 2018

weekend baker

2.) Someone who only gets high at parties, and never brings the weed.

2.) I was so high and it costed me nothing, i'm so glad im a weekend baker.

by k dizzle 131 March 24, 2008