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michael watson

a guy who pulls chodes in clubs with his bezzer ben shippy, ben shippy is a fucking stud though
by championoftheslit December 8, 2013
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watsonitis

Tendinitis caused by the view of too many pictures of Emma Watson.
I'm gonna **** off on this pics until I get a watsonitis.
by lollalellalellala June 4, 2020
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Lavont Watson

The oldest man to live after marcington pirate, he holds the word record for having the oldest ps4 ever, and a bullet from ww1 stuck inside it, he also is a senior citizen at at whopping age of 300 years old.
Lavont watson is one of the oldest humans to live
by TGROEY April 25, 2023
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Jacob Watson

Jacob Watson otherwise called the greatest boomer is a interesting man. Although, a smart and intelligent man, he has questionable dating choices. Jacob Watson is usually playing fortnite with his friends or Houseparty with his friends. Boomer is always working hard (that’s what she said) to help his friends. Boomer also loves having alone time with another boomer named Hayden winter. They both use the app tiktok.
Person 1: Do you know Jacob Watson?
Person 2: The boomer? Of course, he has had some interesting dating choices though.
by young gen c November 3, 2019
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The Watson Method

Starting the wrong players on your fantasy football team. Leaving your best players on the bench on any given week. Having no idea what you are doing as a GM of your fantasy football team.
Brock had a sure win this week in fantasy football but he implemented The Watson Method and was donkey punched by the last place team. Who knows if he'll even make the playoffs.
by PREY December 1, 2013
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Bennett Watson

Person 1: hey what’s a bennett Watson.

Person 2: A Zamboni rider
by HamHamHammer December 21, 2022
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Jamie Lynn Watson

JL is like Facebook’s algorithm - show radical posts that will make the user angry enough to click it and give it attention. Then generate ad revenue from all that attention.
oh my god, i am jamie lynn watson, definitely not spears, and my sister is so famous and im not, im a jealous narc sociopath, but like omg my sister is so crazy
by jumbogumbo January 18, 2022
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