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Dick washed

For a female be totally brainwashed because she is having sex with someone. Male version pussy washed.
Sally; Man Jessica can't see what a dochbag Bobby is she's so dick washed!
by Big Loulou August 20, 2013
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Wheel Washer

Someone who is not that great at there job, but gets to keep their emplyment by cleaning the wheels of their boss's truck
Fred: "Man Hayden does fuck all, how does he keep his job?"
Tony: "Coz the guys a fucking wheel washer"
by Evetsmahluc August 3, 2020
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acid washed jeans

acid washed jeans
n. a type of casual pant made of denim put through a chemical process which strips most of the colour off, leaving marbled navy-blue streaks on a white background. Acid washed clothing was a must-have fashion accessory in the late 80s, when both jean pants and jackets were worn together for maximum effect.

Acid washed jeans quickly went out of style in the early 90s, but that didn't stop tacky people in Sarnia Ontario and a few other cultural backwaters around North America from wearing them well into the new millenium. Tight acid washed jeans with elastic waists and zip-up ankles can still be seen worn with big ff hair, spike high-heels and shock-makeup at monster truck rallies, dirt-bike races, mega-church flea markets and malls in certain parts of Florida, Southwestern Ontario, Upstate New York, Mexico and most of Alberta.
Woman in mid-forties named Sherry at a smash-up derby near Effingham, Illinois: (in voice thick with menthol cigarettes and bum wine) "Go Ricky! Smash that goddamned motherfuckin' Buick, baby! You're makin' mamma cream her acid washed jeans! Yeaaaahhh!"

Guy named Bobo on a native reserve in Northern Manitoba: Jeez, it's me lucky day! Some-un threw away a perfectly good acid-washed jean jacket! Mine, now, eeee! I'll wear this fucker moose huntin' and all the guys'll be right jealous!
by loveboat December 24, 2008
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Washed up

A person who was once great at partying and kick ons and never let the boys down but is now a shell of himself.
Man that Peter Jonson was a legend a couple years ago, now he is all washed up.

He will go to paramatta Albion hotel for an over 45’s event but won’t come to the hectic festivals with the boys. Man he is a washed up cunt
by Maddogyamadcunttt November 24, 2019
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Washeed

A poor person, or a person that cannot afford something. It can also be used to discribe someone.
That man is too washeed to afford that album.
by punkdoodster November 6, 2004
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Columbian Mouth Washer

Someone who doesnt feel the need to brush their teeth because all the jizz keeps it clean.
Wow that girl is a real Columbian Mouth Washer.
by Teddy Gioia June 24, 2008
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Gully Washer

When you have to go the bathroom so badly you pee a little into your clothing to relieve some of the pressure. If you're at this stage then odds are very high you're not gonna make it to the bathroom in time.
"Dude! Did you see the back of Kayla's skirt when she rushed out?"
"Hell yeah! She must have let loose a gully washer during class."
"And did you see her after she ran into the hall? She, like, just started pissing onto the floor and it was, like, wierd!"
by Wail Halls May 16, 2006
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