walmart

Walmart is the evil empire.

Walmart is corrupting your children.

Cheers.

by Violetownz January 13, 2008

Walmart Bingo

The game played by fellow Walmart shoppers. Its like traditional Bingo but instead of letters or numbers you use the bizzare oddities of nature and trailer parks that can only be discovered within the confines of your local Walmart.

You're walking through Walmart aisles and suddenly you spot a rare treasure. A father and son with matching mullets and nascar shirts. You yell "Walmart Bingo!"

by Muerte de Mujer February 5, 2010

Walmart-Brand

An object of very low quality or popularity.

Dude thats a Walmart-Brand bike, it has a plastic seat !

by TheMysteriousNeighbor August 2, 2011

Walmie

A person who looks like they would shop at Walmart. Generally used to describe someone who is white trash.

I was at the Oakland Mall yesterday and this total walmie was walking around wearing a dirty wife beater and cut off jean shorts.

That guy over there has a mullet and a dirt lip, he's definitely a walmie.

by cmoneyrules August 3, 2010

walmart-sick

A word describing the feeling you get after grocery shopping for too long.

Child: Momma can we please leave? I'm getting Walmart-sick. Mom: I know, me too! I'm hurrying.

by little red's momma September 3, 2012

Walmart J's

A pair of Jordan's, (a basketball shoe made by Nike using Micheal Jordan's name, sometimes called J's) that are so beat up, old, fake, and/or obscure that they look like they could have been purchased at Walmart. (Note: to my knowledge, Jordan's aren't actually sold at Walmart)

Person 1: "Did you see Josh's Jordan's, they suck"
Person 2: "Yeah, those are some Walmart J's right there"

by The Original Fin January 21, 2015

Walmart Whoopin'

Is when you snatch up your child in a public place.After witch phrases such as "you get ten more when you get home!" may be used. This form of punishment is usually delivered when a child is screaming,crying or does not get their way.

Last week at the grocery store some kid was screaming and like a flash of white trash lightning the mom snatched up the kid and delivered swift justice with a Walmart Whoopin'. She then said why are you crying?" I'll give you something to cry about!" then delivered another Walmart Whoopin'.

by Panther21 September 21, 2014