Wake Up Face

The descriptive term used to describe those with a pretty face regardless of makeup use. It is rare that you wake up to someone and find that you don't mind the way they look once the glamour has worn off from the night before.

"I woke up with some random this morning. Luckily, she had a great wake up face."

"I bet he's got a great wake up face."

"I have to put some makeup on real quick. I have a horrible wake up face."

by eguanodon May 18, 2014

waking up at buttfuck

Waking up so damn early it makes the ass crack of dawn seem late.

We are waking up at buttfuck to make it to the event on time.

by BIG POPPA STOCK April 7, 2017

WTF Wake-up

Anytime you, a man, get hammered, black-out, and wake up half naked in a bed with several other dudes, several of which you don't even know.

"Dude, Chris Swope had a WTF Wake-up the other day"
"That's like the 3rd one for him this week..."

by Ballincat June 12, 2008

Wake up wobble

The wobble that most people do when they first wake up heading to the bathroom.

Guy 1: Dude, I almost stepped on my dog on the way to the bathroom this morning.
Guy 2: Why didn't you just walk around him?
Guy 1: I couldn't man, I was in my wake up wobble.

by fresh11 July 12, 2010

Crissy wake up

Only annoying people say this unironically, and if it comes out of someone's mouth and they're being serious, it means you should dump them. Just don't say it.

"Crissy wake up! I don't like this!"

by AlExpress August 30, 2022

Wake n Reel

The act of waking up from bed and immediately watching a movie. It can be of any type and genre except for pornography and Uwe Boll movies.

John, our movie-buff friend, woke up one morning from a good nights sleep and in less than five minutes began to Wake n Reel. Specifically, Con Air, a good movie starring Nicholas Cage as a convict aboard a plane

by TheyCallMeNick March 1, 2011

Waking up in Vietnam

To become so drunk that you are sure to have a massive hangover the following day.

"Oh Boy, Burty's getting so wasted. He's going to be Waking up in Vietnam tomorrow."

by Lolicato April 21, 2009