Weasel-toss

The act of placing used toilet paper wipes around the perimeter of the toilet bowl so that the poop is not obstructed and can be photographed and sent to friends, or foes.

Thanks to the weasel-toss technique, Nicholas Cage was able to send a high quality video of his turd to his favorite uncle via SnapChat.

by SEABROOKSY3 March 08, 2015

Weasel Weep

The trickle of urine that leaks from the penis after urination, despite shaking

wife: Hey, what are all these stains on the bathroom rug?
husband: Sorry, hun, some weasel weep is unavoidable.

by Jack_KnifedBigRig July 18, 2010

Sleepy weasel

The act of pretending to be drunk/sleepy in order to put your face in someone’s lap to perform oral sex.

Those girls were being some sleepy weasels last night.

by Berick johnson September 10, 2019

Weasel water

Hill Billy slang for lighter fluid

Lexie go get some of that weasel water from the garage, let's get this grill going.

by Klanke February 25, 2017

Weasel Fap

The historical art of masturbating secretly while there's someone in the same area, living or work space as you. The consequence of the person realizing could be catastrophic.

I hate to weasel fap when I'm on holidays... Like the fuck ???

by IkilledMuffasa!!! July 23, 2015

flying weasel

When a man lays down on his back with an erection and a woman jumps off of a chair or high perch and tries the land herself on the mans penis.

Man, we tried the flying weasel last night and she missed and broke my dick

by Bac1101110111 December 27, 2013

Head weasels

Thoughts related from stress etc, which stop you from doing things. Named for the annoying scratching at the back of the mind.

"My head weasels are playing up, so I wont be at the gig tonight."

by Glitch23 October 20, 2013