Johnny Watson

The act of using your own semen as lubricant in order to stimulate the prostate digitally.

Guy 1: Dude I got so fucked up the other night, I ended up giving myself a Johnny Watson.
Guy 2: Man you really need to slow down on the meth hey...

by Rtomo July 29, 2018

Spock and Watson

Refers to instances where you get similar-sounding names of famous people mixed up.

I have Spock and Watson confusion --- I call Mr. Spock for pediatric advice, and summon Doctor Spock to the bridge of the USS Enterprise; I also approach Mr. Watson for referrals to da Great Baker Street Detective, and ask Dr. Watson for assistance in perfecting my telephone.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

danielle watson

She is very smart, talented, brave, and care free. She loves to make jokes and make other laugh. She is loyal. Once she walks through a door the whole room lightens up. She is great at giving a advice. All boys fall for her. She usually has brown big eyes and is very short like around 5'6 and under. She will have the greatest friends in the world and the greatest haters in the world. She especially loves her haters because they love to follow her which makes her a leader.

Danielle watson is a adventurous and loyal person.

by Dan218623 September 29, 2018

Jamie Lynn Watson

JL is like Facebook’s algorithm - show radical posts that will make the user angry enough to click it and give it attention. Then generate ad revenue from all that attention.

oh my god, i am jamie lynn watson, definitely not spears, and my sister is so famous and im not, im a jealous narc sociopath, but like omg my sister is so crazy

by jumbogumbo January 18, 2022

Watsons

Home of the badass people virtually. They can't live a minute without chatting anything bastos.

Welcome to watsons.

by AwitLodz March 20, 2022

Double Watson

When two male family members have a sexual threesome with a woman. Named for Sherlock Holmes Fanfic, where the Watson brothers ship with Holmes.

"I heard that Sam and Ed Davidson hooked up with Sammy at a party. "
"A Double Watson, or separately?"

by SamSpade1331 March 31, 2022

watson main

A total sexy and ginger god/goddess. they are always so kind and hot. they will always get the most kills on the team and will 1 mag the whole lobby.

Dark skinned man: Yo. who do you main

Ginger beast: I'm a watson main
Dark skinned man: Please carry me u sexy beast
Ginger beast: No slave man

by SbeebTheMeeb April 5, 2022