Voluntold

When a task is at hand and someone tells you to do it with the expectation that you will do it as if you volunteered to.

“Morgan volunteers to take the trash out!”
“What? No I didn’t”
“Yes you did, i voluntold you.”

by rosegoldsholes December 3, 2022

Voluntary Dutch Oven

When your person farts under the blanket either while your sleeping or awake. Then proceeds to say to you "Do you smell that? It smells like shit!" And of course being partially out of it you sniff it up ffs.

Girlfriend "What Is that smell? It smells like shit" Boyfriend "eeewwww it does smell like shit" was themat a Voluntary Dutch Oven

by Ass Rippa September 23, 2022

Volumptuous

huge and airy. not to be confused with the word voluptuous.

“wow she has such a volumptuous ass, it’s so juicy”

by coochiewoochie December 9, 2022

Voluntold

The act if being volunteered with no actual choice in the matter

Robert was voluntold to take out the trash.

by The Phalanx February 12, 2023

volumptous

Very thick and juicy. Can’t take your eyes off of it.

She has a very volumptous behind.
Those melons look very volumptous today

by Goodmorning American March 27, 2023

Volunteer Fire Fag

A male, usually age 25-50, who volunteers on a rural fire department. This male usually works at a 9-5 job, leaving that job for every call, and claims PTSD from a grass fire. This faggot usually is anti EMS and pro running sirens and horns at 3am in the town of 500 people. You will also find this faggot spending large amounts of public funds for rescue gear that they will never use.

Hey Brad, did you see that volunteer fire fag establish scene command after there was already a unit on scene?

Hey Chief Jacqui, why did your volunteer fire fag nearly kill me with his decked out POV going 75mph in town to the dumpster fire?

by Azzhole69 March 28, 2023

volunteer

the best you can ever do in your free time

often exposes you to what you've been missing out

it normally always tends to relate your situation and what your current skills (really homework) and tells help your realize your gifts

volunteering, well its going to require a car

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023