booty vision

Being able to the tell the difference between a good or nice ass
"If a girl is over weight her booty is not nice it is just fat"

"If a girl is in shape but has a smaller booty it is nice because it's tighter "

Being able to tell this difference is"Booty Vision"
by BriDaddy April 16, 2014
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Pearl Vision

Note: this only works if your girlfriend wears contacts.

Instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her put her contacts in the solution, wait the full eight-hour cycle, and then put them on, resulting in stinging and your personal satisfaction.
Man 1: Guess what I did last night?

Bro 2: What?

Man 1: I gave me girl the ol' pearl vision.

Bro 2: Man that's a double entendre!
by GoBigRED! April 16, 2009
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cum vision

When cum gets on the inside of a girl's contacts, so everything appears cloudy.

When girl wears glasses and a man comes on the inside of her glasses. When she puts them on, she has cum vision.

Refers to the smears on the glasses that are difficult to clean off.

When cum gets into the eyes and makes everything appear slightly cloudy.
"What's wrong with your eyes; do you have cataracts or something?"

"No, I just have cum vision."
by Andrubidus February 18, 2009
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HD Vision

That guy is acting like he has HD Vision & I'm talking about high & drunk vision!
by Tammara Elizabeth0193 November 28, 2019
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Bitch Vision

Bitch vision is when a stripper or a sex worker takes drugs like acid that make them a bit loopy before doing what they’re supposed to at their work place
I hope you don’t mind but I have major bitch vision right now!”
by Wrinkle The Pig April 19, 2023
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testicle visions

Testicle visions where guys have sensations in balls and has trouble focusing, so doing simple things like reading or interacting become difficult
Damn. These testicle visions really messed me up on that test.
by AManWhotellsnolies May 30, 2014
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confuso-vision

Used to describe a style of film making that relies on several jump cuts a second to cover up the fact that said film has a terrible script and/or actors. Inevitably said film will be a massive commercial success and continue to contribute to the plethora of crap that passes for blockbuster hollywood films today.
Directed by Michael Bay in Confuso-Vision

Fast & Furious 10 - see it in 3D Confuso-Vision!
by Urban Ninja October 22, 2012
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