turdinal velocity

When a piece of feces is ejected from the anus at such a rate that it explodes into pieces of shrapnel upon hitting, usually the back, of the toilet.

Oh Shit! literal shit; everywhere. That one hit turdinal velocity.

by jpry May 21, 2024

Terminal Velocity Neck Crack

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity

If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.

by yrgh October 19, 2024

fatal velocity

too fuckin fast. to fuckin fast. fast is too fuckin fast.

He met the ground at fatal velocity.

by Rapsheets January 8, 2025

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

Human velocity

Human velocity is only 4 years old, and currently the youngest person ever.

-My name is human velocity

-you are the youngest person ever!

by penisballs08 June 26, 2025

Decision velocity

The rate of speed and fervor a person brings forth when coming to a conclusion

The depth of one's decision velocity becomes apparent when multitasking

by anonymous September 10, 2025

Pi Velocity

The ability to quickly and effectively come up with new and creative ideas on or about the number π that are both useful and practical.

Pi velocity measures one’s capacity to produce the most number of pi results in the least amount of time, which occurs when there are minimal creative barriers and sufficient time spent on the math project.

by Numerati October 11, 2025