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Valentines Day

If you're in a relationship: The day of the year girls enjoy a lot because they get things and men spend too much money on the girls they're dating (or married to).

If you're not: The day you hear a lot about gifts from friends that are in relationships, feel bad, and usually get drunk.
In a relationship:
Woman: Hoooney where are we going out for dinner?

Man:I thought we'd stay at home because it costs alot to go out on valentines day.
Woman (sad voice): Why dont you love me!?!?!

Man (thinking): Crap now i have to get her $50-$100 flowers and candies too... if I can find any.

Not in a relationship:
Friend 1: Oh i went out with my girlfriend/boyfriend. It was soo fun i love her/him so much.

Friend 2 (getting drunk): Ahh reealy... cool... *drink* thats so nice.
by Chrillen October 31, 2011
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Valentine's Dismay

to be completely dismayed at the price of Roses, chocolates and other assorted 'Valentines' day gifts
I was going to get Sandy something, but when I got to the florist I got a case of 'Valentine's Dismay' How can they charge that much?
by The Valentiner February 14, 2008
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Nick Valentine

He's very fucking gay or something, absolute sweetheart.
Y'all better get this through, I've tried 2 times. I just need to let these people know the truth you useless paperclips.
"Buckle up, Buster. I'ma spill the fucking tea. He's gay, okay? Nick Valentine is gay."
by I Am A Raging Homosexual July 4, 2019
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Valentines Day

a day where people who have a valentine are happy and people who dont end up feeling like crap looking at ways to spend it alone on google
I hate valentines day but the movie is good it has taylor lautner in it
by nonya bizz February 21, 2010
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Valentine's Day

Its the day not to celebrate Valentines Day, its the day to celebrate National Condom Week.
I wore a Condom on Valentine's Day to celebrate National Condom Week
by Old Mate Aaron February 13, 2023
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valentine buddy

When two single friends don't have a valetine on Valentine's Day, but want to spend it with someone without any romantic feelings involved.
Nicole: James is my Valentine buddy this year. We're going to dinner.
Gail: I thought y'all were just friends?
Nicole: We are. Why spend the evening alone when you can spend it with a friend though?

Crystal: You want to be my Valentine buddy this year?
Brandon: What are our plans?
Crystal: watch horror movies and eat pizza.
by GlamazonPop September 17, 2016
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Valentine's Day

when u were a child u asked wtf do i need a valentine for? well chocolate, now u ask wtf do i need a valentine for? u answered ass :}
Valentine's Day -

10yr boy : GIVE ME THAT CHOCOLATE!
18yr boy : GIVE ME THAT ASS!!
by Failrr5Lyfe March 1, 2014
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