Note: this only works if your girlfriend wears contacts.
Instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her put her contacts in the solution, wait the full eight-hour cycle, and then put them on, resulting in stinging and your personal satisfaction.
Instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her put her contacts in the solution, wait the full eight-hour cycle, and then put them on, resulting in stinging and your personal satisfaction.
Man 1: Guess what I did last night?
Bro 2: What?
Man 1: I gave me girl the ol' pearl vision.
Bro 2: Man that's a double entendre!
Bro 2: What?
Man 1: I gave me girl the ol' pearl vision.
Bro 2: Man that's a double entendre!
by GoBigRED! April 15, 2009
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Being able to tell this difference is"Booty Vision"
by BriDaddy April 15, 2014
Get the booty vision mug.When cum gets on the inside of a girl's contacts, so everything appears cloudy.
When girl wears glasses and a man comes on the inside of her glasses. When she puts them on, she has cum vision.
Refers to the smears on the glasses that are difficult to clean off.
When cum gets into the eyes and makes everything appear slightly cloudy.
When girl wears glasses and a man comes on the inside of her glasses. When she puts them on, she has cum vision.
Refers to the smears on the glasses that are difficult to clean off.
When cum gets into the eyes and makes everything appear slightly cloudy.
by Andrubidus February 17, 2009
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Person 2 "dude how long have you been in camp? I think you have camp vision because she is ugly"
Person 2 "dude how long have you been in camp? I think you have camp vision because she is ugly"
by Chris234g February 21, 2018
Get the camp vision mug.Profiterole vision, or indirect vision is vision that occurs outside the point of fixation(from the center of gaze). This notion is caused by a large consumption of the cream cake, profiteroles. Profiterole vision enables you to see out outside of the center gaze and enoy cake at the same time
JJ: Charlie, if you eat anymore of them cakes you will get fat
Charlie: Yeah i dont care because i will gain profiterole vision
JJ: Fair enough
Charlie: Yeah i dont care because i will gain profiterole vision
JJ: Fair enough
by Chaz6560 January 29, 2020
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My Food Vision is just not clear right now. Too many selections. I don't know what to order from Uber Eats.
My Food Vision is projecting ordering Chinese food for dinner tonight from Door Dash.
My Food Vision is projecting ordering Chinese food for dinner tonight from Door Dash.
by Hot Mustard November 13, 2019
Get the Food Vision mug.while tripping on psychedelics, a persons vision may become droopy and watery. ex. wall paper will breathe and other peoples eyes may seem larger then normal.
Bill: Look at this painting dude!
Ben: My acid vision is starting to kick in........................................
Ben: My acid vision is starting to kick in........................................
by MirkoGradski March 7, 2014
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