ur mom

(yer-mom)

Noun. A term used as a response to any question. Note that it does not have to be used to insult ones maternal figure, but rather piss the target off because they here you use the term daily.

target: "What are you going to do with that whole bottle of rum??"

you: "UR MOM"

by Puzzler11 July 13, 2009

ur dad

the opposite of ur mom.....supposedly..it is a term that is exceedingly cooler than ur mom.. <when someone chooses to express themselves in conversation, by saying "ur dad," instead of "ur mom," they are instantaneously cool and fwegin sweet...

(me-cooler): Who's your mom?
(you-stupid): uhhhhhhhhh
(me): -UR DAD

by jigga the nigga May 13, 2005

Ur Mom

The ultimate insult. Used whenever. The person on the receiving end of this dies instantaneously after hearing it.

Nobody:
Jaquarvis: "Ur Mom."
Mike: *Dies

by EASHGANNG May 28, 2019

Ur Nan

The crusty old wan who makes crusty scones and ploughes through 40 fags a day

Is ur nan making crusty scones? You best believe it dipstick.

by Finna basket my pants March 8, 2019

Ur mum

Gay

ur mum gay

by Dragonzfozil September 4, 2018

Ur mum

A really shit comeback

Person 1: hey bro ur a faggot

Person 2: ur mum

by TheMcFly December 19, 2016

ur mother

the white boi versoin of yo mom + the most fuck tard comeback in the world

A: were did u go to day?
B: all that way to ur mothers bed OOOOOO!!!! diis burn wat now biznitch

by UR moma!!! June 22, 2008