Ultivariously

The conclusion at the end of a set of possible outcomes. Shorthand for 'when all's said and done' or 'at the end of the day'.

Ultivariously, it's just a game

by shbib November 24, 2006

Ultra Nasty

Living a lifestyle dedicated to cougar chasin', drinkin cheap beer, and bein true to your fellow ultra nasty boyz and girlz.

That BigWormCity is truly Ultra Nasty. He hooked up with a 36 year old mother of three while drinking Blatz and then tossed his boyz and geerlz a $10 for the jukebox to play some Extreme.

by BigWormCity February 5, 2008

Ultimate Workout Centre

A workout and health supplement facility located in London, On. Formerly known as Work Out World and 24 Hour Healthplex.

"I work out at the Ultimate Workout Centre."
"The Ultimate Workout Centre is better than Gold's Gym."

by tantrUm2 October 30, 2008

ultrapants

Pants that define epic, without using words. Glorious trousers handed down from the Gods.

Ultrapants make the world go 'round.

by Bufferkiller September 19, 2009

ultrasound blindness

Usually afflicting fathers-to-be and men and women who haven't been through pregnancy yet, this is a visual/brain problem that prevents a person from seeing in an ultrasound image where the baby is when it's perfectly obvious to the doctor and pregnant mother-to-be. Sometimes, but always, the pregnant woman will suffer from this affliction as well. You should worry if the doctor has it too.

Doctor: "Aaand there's our little guy!"
Mom: "Awww, he looks so cute! Doesn't he look beautiful, hon?"
Dad: "I-I guess so... Where is he again?"
Doctor: See? That's his hand with his 4 little fingers and thumb and you can also see his fingernails. And if you squint real hard you can see the individual atoms making up his penis."
Mom: "See honey? See his little peenee?"
Dad: "What...? I- don't... Wha...?"
Doctor to Mom: "He must be suffering from ultrasound blindness. Perfectly normal for fathers-to-be and village idiots. He's just not as awesome as you and I."
*both doctor and mom then laugh at dad's expense*

by thePenciler February 24, 2010

ultimate bro

One who lives a true swagg-filled life all day every day. They are on a greater level then a "typical" bro and have a supreme roll in society. They are especially hard to come by, you will know one when you see one.

Note: the ultimate bro does not try to be a bro because it comes naturally to him.

Bro: whats up bro
Ultimate Bro: dude im chill, whats good with you
Bro: not much
Ultimate Bro: homie im gonna swagg it up in this nine peace

by mwbluedevil February 17, 2012

ultramegaslut

Ultramegaslut is someone who is not just a slut but rather has the combined sluttyness of 3 or more sluts.

"Dude that girl was a slut"
"No she wasn't she was an ultramegaslut"

by Spagatron February 14, 2014