tv-fap

loud televisual aural-sensory distraction to stop ya moms hearing you knock one out.

Mom: ''Jeffery, why's the tele so loud''

Jeffery: (through muffled doors) ''fap-fap-fap-fap''

Sister: 'ha! he's 'avin' a tv-fap''

by ya-dad October 07, 2012

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Eatching TV

The act of eating and watching TV at the same time.

by seanisthebest1 January 09, 2010

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PornHub users: What are you
Connect to TV: Death

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the act of watching a show that you and your significant other watch without them.

Last night Karla watched the season premier of Bones without Joe. She totally committed TV infidelity.

by MomoTV November 19, 2013

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She is a queen I love her so much and one of the nicest fanpage ever and we are moots love you♡

by Hibo Dagane February 28, 2021

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A hammer that is used to smash a TV.

John: Check it out! I got a new flatscreen TV.
Fred: I'll grab the TV hammer.
John: Nooooo!

by ManMan36 May 20, 2016

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Television program dedicated to teaching the "word of god". Televangelism

I'm watching this great preacher on the Jesus tv channel.

by Decimator June 26, 2011

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