prescription tv

'satelite' or 'cable' when you don’t know which one of the two (if not instead *neither* or *both*) someone(the person you’re addressing) has, or when you want to avoid sounding controversial(lol).

synonyms: prescription tv, prescription TV, prescription television, subscription t.v., prescription T.V., prescription t.v, prescription T.V; satelite\cable, satelite/cable, cable\satelite, cable/satelite

me: Sara, do you have prescription tv??

Sara: ...

me: Errr, do you have satelite\cable?

by Victor Van Styn August 18, 2005

TV Rage

When one channel surfs (switches between channel, hoping to find something good) and realizes there is nothing on, but ads or crappy shows. This results in one turning off their TV and doing something else, thus TV raging

Person 1: Why is there nothing ever on?

Person 2: It's that time of the day where there's never anything on -__-

Person 1: *TV Rage*

by Some Rager June 8, 2013

tv infidelity

the act of watching a show that you and your significant other watch without them.

Last night Karla watched the season premier of Bones without Joe. She totally committed TV infidelity.

by MomoTV November 19, 2013

Arbys tv

The arbys tv on tiktok @h1t1

I got sold a tv that powers on and shows an arbys menu for $25

Definition arbys tv from tiktok

by poopystinkyanas October 26, 2020

tv hammer

A hammer that is used to smash a TV.

John: Check it out! I got a new flatscreen TV.
Fred: I'll grab the TV hammer.
John: Nooooo!

by ManMan36 May 20, 2016

Connect to TV

The literal definition of death.

PornHub users: What are you
Connect to TV: Death

by Fortnite Discord Servers September 20, 2021

tv-fap

loud televisual aural-sensory distraction to stop ya moms hearing you knock one out.

Mom: ''Jeffery, why's the tele so loud''

Jeffery: (through muffled doors) ''fap-fap-fap-fap''

Sister: 'ha! he's 'avin' a tv-fap''

by ya-dad October 7, 2012