Tristan the fuck

The type of bitch to have the best packluck and Get ben yedder 97 and son 95 and the list goes to the moon and he has A micro penis and no friends now

Tristan the fuck has the best packluck

by He is a bitch June 01, 2020

Tristan Barnes

An awesome dude that is NOT gay and is a good friend

That person is a Tristan Barnes

by Eagle-man0 October 05, 2021

Tristan Clausen

A cute young Asian and Icelandic male YouTuber with bright red and black colored long hair who attracts a fair amount of female and male audiences to his YouTube shorts and videos. He is well respected by many because of a recent a day in a lifetime video because he recorded his ACTUAL day in a life discussing how he was lonely and wish he had more friends. Most YouTubers don’t do this thing so people give him credit for that. He is also kind of an Emo twink in a positive way.

Overall this boy is fairly attractive and I would not be surprised if guys also fall for him too

random girl: your gorgeous FUCK they were so fcking HOTT
another random girl: they were so hot and I knew you wanted them
Tristan Clausen: They’re so what? They were so what?
random girl: that’s so wrong THATS SOO WRONGG
Tristan: that’s pretty bad.. ay I hope you guys have a nice day (=

by luhventi July 15, 2023

tristan's mom

milf-christian&tim

that lady over there is a milf
I know, thats Tristan's Mom

by christianissussypoopoo July 28, 2021

tristan hannah

Douche canoe, he like to take big loads to the mouth, sometimes he says some pretty witty shit but mostly he just takes big loads to the mouth

Tristan Hannah takes big loads to the mouth

by Casey fucks like a beast May 07, 2019

Tristan Oelrichs

The best type of person ever and the best boyfriend ever.

Have you met Tristan Oelrichs?
Yeah! He’s the best!!!!

by ur.mom/is\BOOTYFUL December 15, 2021

Tristan Velosa

If headache is a person, Tristan Velosa is your guy. He has the biggest clown feet that anyone on this planet could have but the funny thing he is one of the shortest on this planet. Measuring at a whopping 5'2. He is a good guy but a fucking doos.

Guy 1: Boet that guy is such a Tristan Velosa, he is such a doos
Guy 2: Yeah have you seen his feet

by real_velosa July 29, 2022