Tootin tongue

When the ass eatin is so good you cant stop farting

Jimmy was eat my ass out last night and I couldn’t help tootin tongues.

by Tootintongue February 21, 2022

fox tongue

A bizarre variation of English with frequent typos, blatantly improvised sentence structure, and overly used phrases such as "fight me/square up", "you know what?", and "sucks to suck".

Normal person: oh darn, I made a mistake. fox, can you help me?
Fox: huh, sucks to suck.
Normal person: have you ever tried not speaking in fox tongue
Fox: you know what? fight me.

by 2thicc2handle September 22, 2017

Tongue-Fu

Having a very fast, and flexible tongue, thus being a good eater/kisser

Me: Hey, girl, I'm a master at tongue-fu, wanna hang?

Her: Sure

by D.C Dope August 12, 2016

Dung tongue

Terrible smelling breath, resembling that of cow dung. Frequent among mainly middle-aged and erderly people, seldom ever enjoyed or celebrated and wholly unpleasant.

This chick at my work yo, she really nice but every time I chat to her I'm hit with a breeze of warm dung tongue right in the kisser.

by Dickie Bummel September 6, 2015

Lizards tongue

When your semen flies out of your penis with such ferocity that it resembles a lizards tongue.

Joe: hey Pete, what's that in dirty Di's hair?
Pete: I've just taken her in cubicle 2 and fired my lizards tongue in her haircut.
Joe: Shockin
Pete: fuck off ya nondescript.
Joe: Alrighty.

by shockin burt June 12, 2018

tongue kink

You’re into tongues

“Ed Sheeran is down bad with the tongue kink”

by Big_johnshon January 7, 2022

Hog Tongue

Using the underside of your tongue when licking an asshole.

Use the backside of your tongue and HOG TONGUE me baby!

by Kirakasa February 2, 2009