Toffee

A coffee done with few powder, weak enough to look (and tastes) more like tea.

Hey, I made u some coffee!

Thx, but i think u mean toffee.

by Caffein September 28, 2008

toffee

Extremely camp president of ipwned.com.

Imagine the bastard love child of Big Gay Al and Boy George.

Spends his time being harrassed on IRC and MSN by the CEO of ipwned.

Toffee - I'm not gay mother fucker, I fancy (insert female).
dxd - You're as gay as the fucking village people, now shut up and iron my trousers.
Toffee - OMG k. >:(

by dxd June 25, 2004

TOFF

Medical abbreviation for "To Fucking Fat". Can be used for official documentation such as reimbursement forms or electronic patient care reports.

Patient required wheelchair transport due to a primary diagnosis of TOFF

by Raymo Hadiddle January 15, 2011

Toffee dodger

When a woman refuses sexual intercourse with a male for any reason such as crusty penis or she is a lesbian.

Woman 1: did you have sex with marvin last night.

Woman 2: No his penis was all crusty.

Woman 1: Eww, so you successfully dodged his Toffee

Woman 2: Yeah im a proffessional toffee dodger to the MAX

by jimmythehat1234 June 14, 2011

toofer

chewing tobacco

used mainly in the boonies of Pennsylvania

see schnoozer

where's all the toofers at?

by Beef October 14, 2003

tofel

a bitch

You r sucha tofel

by none of yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ June 20, 2003

Toffee

That politically incorrect beverage originating from adding coffee to your partly brewed cup of tea. Usually prepared in the morning, whilst still half asleep, toffee is yet to hit the supermarket shelves.

well, you can imagine my plutz as I took a large mouthful of what I expected to be coffee, but it turned out to be toffee..and I had used the last of the sugar!

by craigie August 22, 2007