TOM

time of the month

shes a bitch, go talk to her!
ok..... Whats up TOM?

by davyjee September 30, 2010

Tom

In Vegas, a "Tom" is a poor tipper, commonly known as a "stiff". On the other hand, a good tipper is known as "George".
George

"Here comes a Tom, I'm not going to wait on him."
"Dude, Tom is on his way to play blackjack at my table. I hope he goes broke fast."

by sd_ace November 9, 2012

Tom

A jerk. A total loser who thinks he knows it all. He'll usually beg for attention by making up a bunch of lies.
Do not trust a Tom. They'll act nice at first, but then they'll turn on you.

Usually have no luck with women, they scare them away with their clinginess and obsessiveness. They'll most likely rush into a relationship with someone they barely know.

"Do you know that Tom?"
"Yeah, he's a freak!"
"You can say that again, I spoke to him once and he said he was in love with me"

by ellbabydoll December 16, 2014

tom

monthly periods women have. a.k.a

T ime
O f
M onth

Girl 1: my stomach hurts.
Girl 2: awwe whats wrong?
Girl 1: its tom.

by k,ew. July 18, 2010

Tom

This guy is big on guy:girl ratios. More Dudes, less chicks. Always kisses dude bros when he goes out. Super weird. Great guy though.

Hey bro, I heard you kissed a dude last night, what a Tom

by BeefyBro69 March 6, 2017

Tom

goon, goonie, and goofy

Tom Haplin

by Harhoplesssgoal February 24, 2010

Tom

1)The process of smoking marijuana
2)A high-grade marijuana

Originated in Macungie, PA

1)Hey guys do you wanna Tom later?
2)I got some ridiculous Tom today, I was so stoned I could barely see
3)That's some good fuckin Tom.
4)I'm screwed, my dad found my Tom.

by TheMayorMac November 4, 2011