Salad Fingers could best be described as a massachistic, skitzophrenic recluse, attracted only to pain and rust. It's human nature to find ourselves drawn to something that we find odd, especially if we're not one hundred percent certain why it has this effect on us. Salad Fingers is the perfect example: If one was to read every new grounds comment for Dave's SF toons, they would find that many of them sounded sincerely disturbed, but found themselves drawn to it at any rate. I find it interesting how many people are hooked on David's work, and I am amused at how much energy his fans devote to trying to interpret its meaning. I agree with many people who say that Salad Fingers stands out among the millions of brainless and clichéd flash toons that make up a large majority of internet space. I'm not knocking other flash toons or anything, really, I just think that Salad Fingers stands brilliantly and mysteriously on its own.
by Matt Hill February 21, 2005

The meal one prepares when hoping to eat healthy, but followed by piling calorie-filled items atop the lettuce, invalidating any healthy benefits the salad once had.
Dressing, croutons, cheese, and a piece of fried chicken? Aw man that's not healthy, that's an invalid salad!
by Book1245 April 2, 2011

by iScreamFURbeans July 19, 2016

"Let me catch that fish on the yard, im gonna take him in the broom closet and Im gonna chop salad so good!"
by Sai Alfaron March 20, 2014

Logo Salad, noun. The page in a website or in a Powerpoint presentation that shows all the logos of your partners or customers in a big jumble with the most impressive ones slightly bigger than the others.
Person #1: In this next slide you'll see the brands within the ___ family...
Person #2: Oh God, my eyes can't focus on one thing. What am I looking at?
Person #3: It's a logo salad.
Person #2: Oh God, my eyes can't focus on one thing. What am I looking at?
Person #3: It's a logo salad.
by nothankyoureally December 9, 2011

by Bohdar November 14, 2013

V8 Fusion and Vodka.
A sister to the Bloody Mary, this mixed drink consists of 8 ounces of V8 Fusion and 3 ounces of vodka. The nutritional value of this concoction includes 1 full serving of fruit, 1 full serving of vegetables, and 1 full serving of Vodka. Very similar to a salad, but with Vodka.
A sister to the Bloody Mary, this mixed drink consists of 8 ounces of V8 Fusion and 3 ounces of vodka. The nutritional value of this concoction includes 1 full serving of fruit, 1 full serving of vegetables, and 1 full serving of Vodka. Very similar to a salad, but with Vodka.
Mean Joe: "Time for breakfast, you want a cold beer?"
Big Jon: "No thanks, I'm on a health kick. I'll have a Vodka Salad."
Big Jon: "No thanks, I'm on a health kick. I'll have a Vodka Salad."
by MeanJoeFunStory May 11, 2014
