Salad Fingers could best be described as a massachistic, skitzophrenic recluse, attracted only to pain and rust. It's human nature to find ourselves drawn to something that we find odd, especially if we're not one hundred percent certain why it has this effect on us. Salad Fingers is the perfect example: If one was to read every new grounds comment for Dave's SF toons, they would find that many of them sounded sincerely disturbed, but found themselves drawn to it at any rate. I find it interesting how many people are hooked on David's work, and I am amused at how much energy his fans devote to trying to interpret its meaning. I agree with many people who say that Salad Fingers stands out among the millions of brainless and clichéd flash toons that make up a large majority of internet space. I'm not knocking other flash toons or anything, really, I just think that Salad Fingers stands brilliantly and mysteriously on its own.
by Matt Hill February 22, 2005
refers to a ridiculous web page or application screen with many (more than 6) different styles of buttons/links on it
by heuristic June 15, 2009
by Bohdar November 14, 2013
by iScreamFURbeans March 19, 2016
The meal one prepares when hoping to eat healthy, but followed by piling calorie-filled items atop the lettuce, invalidating any healthy benefits the salad once had.
Dressing, croutons, cheese, and a piece of fried chicken? Aw man that's not healthy, that's an invalid salad!
by Book1245 March 16, 2011
"Let me catch that fish on the yard, im gonna take him in the broom closet and Im gonna chop salad so good!"
by Sai Alfaron February 19, 2014
An insult toward someone meaning they slap vaginas. (Not in a nice or kinky slap either. Just a mean harsh kinda "Fuck you" slap.)
by Fatdog700 March 02, 2018