Tinder

The slowest sort algorithm.

"How should we compile this years list of applicants? We have two hundred thousand. Sort by highest GPA first?"
"No, just tinder them. It's slow but it's the most effective. Trust the gut, yknow."

by tesserackt December 20, 2024

Tinder Daisy

Judgmental girl who only sees people for their worth in money. Female equivalent to "Fuck Boy."

He was a really sweet guy, worked for a non profit but she didn't care, she was in it for the $$, she was such a Tinder Daisy.

by kamz2424 February 3, 2016

Tinder Tot

A hot girl or guy one meets on Tinder.

1. Hey dude, guys night out tonight!
2. Woo Hoo! Can I bring a hot babe?
1. No. That's why its called guys night out. Leave the tinder tots at home.
2. Who said I was talking about a girl? Wink wink.
1. So. Gay. Bro. You are officially uninvited.

by Dexh December 24, 2016

Tinder Kinder

The surprise result after an unprotected one night stand between 2 Tinder matches.

“I met this really handsome guy on tinder and we spent the night at my place. 9 months later I gave birth to an unwanted tinder kinder.”

by kay_b3 May 25, 2018

tinder block

A girl that makes you as hard as a cinder block, she is a tinder block.

(Example) I met this girl named Cindy on Tinder, she is a tinder block.

by MrSlangDude October 14, 2014

Tinder Finger

Swiping left so frequently on the Tinder app that you accidentally swipe left to someone you thought was attractive and instantly regret it.

Person 1: F*ck! Tinder finger!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: They were really hot but I kept swiping left so I swiped the hot person left too. Ugh, can I get them back?
Person 2: Nope...Tinder finger strikes again.

by sotheysay December 11, 2014

Tinder hygiene

conditions or practices done prior to tinder dates conducive to maintaining health and preventing disease, especially through cleanliness.

Q: Why do you shampoo your hair so much?

A: Oh it was just a part of my tinder hygiene

by gato100pelo June 10, 2022