tight pussy

The female version of "size matters."

Guy, "We need to talk."
Gal, "What, are you dumping me?"
Guy, "Well, it's just that you don't have a tight pussy, and that undermines your performance in bed; you know, the motion of the ocean."
Gal, "Maybe your dick just isn't big enough for me, ever thought of that?"
Couple's therapist, "I have a solution. Guy, I'll prescribe you some male enhancement pills; Gal, I'll prescribe you some vaginal tightening pills. It's what I recommend for every couple with a small dick and a huge vag in the relationship."

by funblob July 18, 2015

tight sweater

slang term/ while performing anal sex on a woman you stuff your testicles into her vagina

my girlfriend forgot my birthday last year, so this year for christmas im giving her the tight sweater

by ryanonthespot March 10, 2011

tight game

1) when trying to flirt or spit game you are deemed successful which may proceed into getting laid (for one specific event)

2) when over all performance of trying to spit game is more than 25% successful (for all attempts to spit game in your life)

3) also used in sort as "your tight"

bro you got tight game

by divine turnover July 23, 2009

tight butthole

when something is just perfect

Let's make this night a tight butthole

by mgooch July 7, 2011

Tight Look

A superior aesthetic quality, especially relating to fashion or grooming.

"With that new beard, Franz is definitely rocking a tight look."

by Ben Godfrey February 10, 2008

Tight ass

A small but really nice ass

It's really curvy and you just have lust for it.

Or when a girl just wears really tight skinny jeans that you can see her asscrack through them.

Man christina has such a tight ass in those jeans. I just wanna buttfuck her

by Niceazz September 22, 2009

tight fisted

to be unwilling to lend money or spend money on a freinds behalf

John: Bob can you pay for the taxi ive run out of money?
Bob:F#@k off im not paying!
John:you tight fisted git!

by joe sggolb June 25, 2007