Guy, "We need to talk."
Gal, "What, are you dumping me?"
Guy, "Well, it's just that you don't have a tight pussy, and that undermines your performance in bed; you know, the motion of the ocean."
Gal, "Maybe your dick just isn't big enough for me, ever thought of that?"
Couple's therapist, "I have a solution. Guy, I'll prescribe you some male enhancement pills; Gal, I'll prescribe you some vaginal tightening pills. It's what I recommend for every couple with a small dick and a huge vag in the relationship."
Gal, "What, are you dumping me?"
Guy, "Well, it's just that you don't have a tight pussy, and that undermines your performance in bed; you know, the motion of the ocean."
Gal, "Maybe your dick just isn't big enough for me, ever thought of that?"
Couple's therapist, "I have a solution. Guy, I'll prescribe you some male enhancement pills; Gal, I'll prescribe you some vaginal tightening pills. It's what I recommend for every couple with a small dick and a huge vag in the relationship."
by funblob July 04, 2015
1) when trying to flirt or spit game you are deemed successful which may proceed into getting laid (for one specific event)
2) when over all performance of trying to spit game is more than 25% successful (for all attempts to spit game in your life)
3) also used in sort as "your tight"
2) when over all performance of trying to spit game is more than 25% successful (for all attempts to spit game in your life)
3) also used in sort as "your tight"
by divine turnover July 24, 2009
my girlfriend forgot my birthday last year, so this year for christmas im giving her the tight sweater
by ryanonthespot February 24, 2011
by mgooch July 06, 2011
by Ben Godfrey February 11, 2008
A small but really nice ass
It's really curvy and you just have lust for it.
Or when a girl just wears really tight skinny jeans that you can see her asscrack through them.
It's really curvy and you just have lust for it.
Or when a girl just wears really tight skinny jeans that you can see her asscrack through them.
by Niceazz September 22, 2009
John: Bob can you pay for the taxi ive run out of money?
Bob:F#@k off im not paying!
John:you tight fisted git!
Bob:F#@k off im not paying!
John:you tight fisted git!
by joe sggolb May 31, 2007