by Zicoesk March 15, 2020

threesome chicken is a game played by two people competing for the same person's affections. the object of the game is to pretend you'd be interested in a threesome in an attempt to scare away the competition. whoever holds out the longest gets the girl/guy. in the event of a tie, an unwanted threesome occurs.
"i was probably going to get laid until mike challenged me to threesome chicken. i could sense his desperation and knew it would be best to just forfeit."
by thrash gordon March 2, 2014

"hey, you guys down for a friendship-threesome?"
"just say your horny David, no one says 'friendship-threesome'."
"Andy, I know you've been bottoming the most lately but don't take that out on David."
"just say your horny David, no one says 'friendship-threesome'."
"Andy, I know you've been bottoming the most lately but don't take that out on David."
by mmm...chicken January 16, 2021

Being attacked by a male alligator while having sex with a female alligator.
Typically lethal.
Typically occurs in Florida to a Florida Man.
Typically lethal.
Typically occurs in Florida to a Florida Man.
Turns out the story of Jimmy Olson being caught in a Florida Threesome when Brutus didn't like him fucking his ladies every morning is a fake. Just check {Snopes for Zoo Employee Alligator.
by Thornbrier August 26, 2017

A patty-cake threesome is just patty-cake with three people you sick freak.
(But seriously, it's harder than it looks)
(But seriously, it's harder than it looks)
"Can I join you two to make it a patty-cake threesome?"
"Me and Andy just got into an all-night patty-cake threesome yesterday. We're still sore from it."
"Me and Andy just got into an all-night patty-cake threesome yesterday. We're still sore from it."
by Patty-cake threesome September 16, 2014

When you finally find a second woman to join a couple in bed, but this woman is only into other women and doesn't want dick anywhere near her.
by User G8477 September 10, 2021

by Spickee August 8, 2021
