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Bee's threesome

A woman blowing a guy and impregnating a woman with his load
Mary had a Bee's threesome with the couple down the street last night.
by Zicoesk March 15, 2020
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threesome chicken

threesome chicken is a game played by two people competing for the same person's affections. the object of the game is to pretend you'd be interested in a threesome in an attempt to scare away the competition. whoever holds out the longest gets the girl/guy. in the event of a tie, an unwanted threesome occurs.
"i was probably going to get laid until mike challenged me to threesome chicken. i could sense his desperation and knew it would be best to just forfeit."
by thrash gordon March 2, 2014
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friendship-threesome

1. having a threesome with your friends aka friends with benefits
2. friend group of 3
"hey, you guys down for a friendship-threesome?"
"just say your horny David, no one says 'friendship-threesome'."
"Andy, I know you've been bottoming the most lately but don't take that out on David."
by mmm...chicken January 16, 2021
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florida threesome

Being attacked by a male alligator while having sex with a female alligator.

Typically lethal.
Typically occurs in Florida to a Florida Man.
Turns out the story of Jimmy Olson being caught in a Florida Threesome when Brutus didn't like him fucking his ladies every morning is a fake. Just check {Snopes for Zoo Employee Alligator.
by Thornbrier August 26, 2017
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patty-cake threesome

A patty-cake threesome is just patty-cake with three people you sick freak.
(But seriously, it's harder than it looks)
"Can I join you two to make it a patty-cake threesome?"

"Me and Andy just got into an all-night patty-cake threesome yesterday. We're still sore from it."
by Patty-cake threesome September 16, 2014
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diet threesome

When you finally find a second woman to join a couple in bed, but this woman is only into other women and doesn't want dick anywhere near her.
When unicorn hunting, beware of true lesbians. You will just end up with a diet threesome.
by User G8477 September 10, 2021
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Floridian Threesome

When you have a threesome with a guy and an alligator.
“I just had a Floridian Threesome!”
“Dude what the fuck.”
by Spickee August 8, 2021
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