Harvey Thompson

A complete smarmy git

You know that Harvey Thompson is a smarmy got

by User1652628 November 21, 2025

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Gassy Thompson

A mixed drink made of 1/2 parts Guinness 1/2 parts Hot Chocolate. Named after a blue ski route at Keystone resort, it is a commonly served drink at local watering holes and vendors at the resort.

I’ll order a Gassy Thompson for that lady in blue at the corner of the bar.

by SirDinkleMan July 11, 2025

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When you're trying to leave an event and the hosts come out to talk to you for another 20 to 68 minutes in the driveway.

See also: When your dad leans against your external car door and holds your attention for an hour.

See also: Leaning into car window whilst driver slowly backs out, inch by inch.

Sentence: "I'm an hour late home as my parents engaged me in a Thompson goodbye"

CODE: "Don't lean on their car window, dear."

by Ms. JGT November 13, 2023

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Marcellus Thompson

Marcellus Thompson is a man with an abnormally large penis that owns a meme page on Instagram and has a cult of followers that will do what he commands

He also has a smokin hot girlfriend Hazel like fuckin god damn

?: ”Is that Marcellus Thompson”
?2: “I heard he owns a meme page”
?: “How dreamy”

by NGMARSH November 22, 2021

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