the isaac thompson

the god among men , nobody knows the origin of this man however you must tred lightly when talking about the isaac , phrases such as , yesss and nooo are the many ancient ways of communicating with this creature . if ever in a situation with the isaac , kiss your booty goodbye and hope there is a lauren nearby

The isaac thompsons sock draw is empty .

by changaaa May 12, 2023

Dimpleddick thompson

A man named Thompson who has quite the dimpled dick

Person 1: let's go to the party heard there's crazy chick's there dude
Person 2: no way not if Dimpleddick thompson is there
Person 3: Br-
*Person 1 and 2 beats the shit out of person 3*

by Youlookingfinemydude June 24, 2022

Gassy Thompson

A mixed drink made of 1/2 parts Guinness 1/2 parts Hot Chocolate. Named after a blue ski route at Keystone resort, it is a commonly served drink at local watering holes and vendors at the resort.

I’ll order a Gassy Thompson for that lady in blue at the corner of the bar.

by SirDinkleMan July 11, 2025

sharni thompson

she is a big fat slapper who flashes her tits on instagram live to loads of people

sharni thompson will bray you

by 🍆😛👍 April 26, 2023

Thompson Troopers

Kids who ride the short bus

Well look who it is: the Thompson Troopers!

by UttermostQuinnyo April 9, 2022

Teejay Thompson

Teejay Thompson, A super square. A major douche bag. A male typically ranging between the ages of 17-28 who thinks he has swag, but really has no swag. Sometimes a Teejay will be wearing any type of Jersey Shore Paraphernalia and might be seen with a stupid hair-style.

The words origin's trace to Murrieta, CA in early 2011 where a group of obnoxious 21 year olds went to Vegas for the weekend and made a profound realization that anybody with the name Teejay usually is a square. They spent the entire weekend drunk on the Las Vegas strip calling every guy that walked by a Brad.

Teejay Thompson came out to play last night

by Not a Thad August 7, 2018

xavier thompson

Xavier Thompson’s are pretty sick people but they’re scared of cricket balls when facing fast bowlers but there alright at cricket.

Teacher: Hey Xavier Thompson can you come and bat?
Xavier Thompson: No I’m to scared
Teacher: Bur you’re good
Xavier Thompson: Bats and scores 50

by Iekdjnxnsjjsndmmc May 28, 2021