"When Crystal passed out last night, instead of drawing a penis on her face I gave her a snail facial."
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Get the Meat Snail mug.A slang term for a turbocharger in the car community, mainly because of how the snail and turbocharger look alike but also funny as a snail is quite slow but a turbocharger increases horsepower enough to make a noticeable difference in the top speed of a car.
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Friend: well bro , it doesn't count unless she has a snail trail.
Friend: well bro , it doesn't count unless she has a snail trail.
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Get the Snail Salt mug.When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.
“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”
by Franko0119 August 15, 2020
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