"When Crystal passed out last night, instead of drawing a penis on her face I gave her a snail facial."
by The Real Chad Sexington February 17, 2014
When you let a girl shit in your mouth and then you proceed to let her face ride you. After a couple of minutes of intermixing fluids, she rides down your body. The male then proceeds to crawl over the ground smothered in bodily fluids, while leaving a snail trail behind while making noises like Gary. The girl will then take upon the task to become the snail catcher, using her tongue to track the bodily fluids on the ground. When she finally catches the snail, she ends up jerking the snail off, catching the cum with titties. To defeat the snail, she pressures her boobies in the shit-covered face of the man to use the salty substance called sperm to destroy the target. After the snail loses consciousness the mating ritual ends.
by TheAssSnatcher January 15, 2022
A guy that can not get it in and is slow at everything he does. Except for getting off. He will barely touch your pussy with his dick and he cums right after he barely touches your pussy.
I can not believe he is a snail trap. He didnt even get it in and he came on my leg. Just like that. Really?
by Harleequeen23 April 25, 2019
by Mora_bid666 February 08, 2019
by The one and only Tankthefranke May 29, 2019
A mood where one doesn't feel like moving or doing much in general. This mood is often associated with marijuana and other drugs such as lean. This Term was first used by rapper Gabri (GLR) in Snailed out.
by GPlug January 16, 2017
"Bro, last night my girl was super turned on, hopped on my stomach and just straight snail trailed me."
by BakedBaker April 18, 2021