Phlegm Puff

The creamy tan-gray stalactites that you cough up during strenuous activity. These throat boulders are actually congealed food particles that congregate behind your tonsils and conspire to damage your breath at the worst possible moment.

If pressed between fingers, the phlegm puff will produce a smell that is not unlike a fallen angel's anus. It has also been compared to what the inside of an old hobo's foot must smell like.

I was spotting Carl on the bench press when he coughed up a phlegm puff on his t-shirt.

by Motherhunter September 20, 2016

free puff

The smell of cannabis hanging in the air when someone else smoking it passes by

Just got another free puff.
Did you smell the free puff.
Lots of free puffs around here.

by Geniou3 October 26, 2019

squid puffs

a random thing people will say

human 1: did you see that movie.
human 2: squid puffs!

by uehduiehiuf3heifbiyewbdiyewb October 8, 2018

puff pussy

The inflammation of a vagina when you pound that pussy.

Bro i pounded that pussy so hard she got puff pussy

by Realmandem January 13, 2018

Puff daddy

Someone that has a bunch of cheese puffs or steals cheese puffs and declares to be king

I’m the puff daddy now. Give me thy puffs

by The tall baguette January 1, 2019

Cheese Puff

A console gamer

Haha that guys a total cheese puff.

by SatinYew June 21, 2014

Puff of logic

The puff that occurs when something's existence is disproved, usually in cartoons.

See any quote from A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy about the Babel fish, and, by extension, see Babel Fish.

Puff of logic because I can't submit this without it.

by tacosftw December 30, 2012