Joe: Hey man stop eating the pretzel m&ms!!! They are so good and I only got 2 and now there all gone...
Stew: Sorry Joe-bro but I'm addicted to these things
Joe: This is a problem we should bring you to rehab or something.
Stew: BUT THERE SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
Joe: ...Ok you've realty got a problem.
Stew: Sorry Joe-bro but I'm addicted to these things
Joe: This is a problem we should bring you to rehab or something.
Stew: BUT THERE SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
Joe: ...Ok you've realty got a problem.
by Theterminator135457425 June 30, 2011
Get the Pretzel m&msmug. When somebody sticks there hand up there sweaty ass and shakes your hand. Its mostly called chocolate covered pretzel because of the movie Mallrats and because a character does it and gives someone chocolate covered pretzels as food.
by Pavelski8 March 30, 2009
Get the chocolate covered pretzelmug. If someone offers you "pretzels and tootsie rolls" then they are referring to having sex. They mean a Viginia as a hole in the pretzel and a dick being a tootsie roll.
by Fuckmedadi69 January 18, 2017
Get the pretzels and tootsie rollsmug. Alright, first you flip that, then press that. Then as you and your significant, or insignificant, other are going doggy style (anal) you pull her arms out, scream "AHLAH BOUACKBA" and push in so hard that she shits all over your dick.
by avaz1243 March 8, 2011
Get the Arabian Mud Pretzelmug. by longranger August 28, 2003
Get the Chocolate Covered Pretzelmug. Person 1 "Hey man, the professor is insane!"
Person 2 "yeah he really put the pretzels on the wall with that one!"
Person 2 "yeah he really put the pretzels on the wall with that one!"
by Legs' advocate April 19, 2022
Get the Put the pretzels on the wallmug. Usually when people want free stuff they ask for slushie and pretzel only from 7-Eleven, because 7-Eleven is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Free slushie and pretzel January 31, 2018
Get the Free slushie and pretzelmug.