kangaroo jumper

Insult to an Australian like sheep shagger is to a welsh person

My mate bobby is a kangaroo jumper

by marshmellowsaur July 26, 2015

Kangaroo drop kick

Is when a female while having sex drops kicks the guy in the throat and punching him in the ass making the pain going to the penis making it feel hard and good

I getting kangaroo drop kick by my girl tomorrow

by A. D. B hd November 13, 2018

Trash Kangaroo

The opossum because it carries it's babies in a pouch is why it's similar to a kangaroo

Stupid trash kangaroos are in the dumpster hissing at my co workers.

by Catwoman1995 December 5, 2018

Alabama Kangaroo

The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).

The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.

He’s like a baby kangaroo in his mother's pouch! What an Alabama Kangaroo!

by TyCooper2010 February 5, 2019

Kangaroo mom

Uber protective mom, surpasses a helicopter or lawnmower mom. Does everything for the child and grossly enables the child’s learned helplessness.

She is such a kangaroo mom her kid has a tv in her vagina. In order to teach the kid you have to yell up the birth canal.

by Call them as I see them February 9, 2019

Kangaroo Scrotum

The large sack underneath the kangaroo and taste great in hot dogs

"Hey dude i really feel like a kangaroo scrotum how about you"
"Yeah i'm having them tonight lmao öof

by yeetster 9035 September 11, 2018

Kangaroo Style

when you're a midget and you climb in a women during sex. All it takes Is a smaller than average midget and a extremely over sized vagina.

See also: pouching

Vern is up there chillin' Kangaroo style...not a doubt in my mind

by Allyouseeistheheadstickjngouto June 1, 2018